Dougtionary

bŏks’-stə-kəl

noun

A cardboard container that gets in the way, obstructs or hinders, especially a high quantity in a small apartment.

pāk-zôs’chən

noun

Extreme fatigue from packing all of one’s possessions in preparation for a move.

dōō-shā’

interjection

Used in argument, conversation or debate. If one person presents an argument and another delivers an arrogant or inconsiderate response, the first person may respond with “douché” as a way of acknowledging an a-hole response.

ěs’krō’ fī’bər

noun

Something our escrow company clearly has not been getting enough of, causing the transaction not to move along smoothly and resulting in unnecessary delays to our closing date.

Real estate roughage.

dōō’flĭ-kĭt

noun

Doofus + duplicate.

Typically occurs in real estate transactions when buyers or sellers are asked to sign a new copy of the exact same document that they already signed, and the escrow agent can’t explain why it “needs” to be signed again.

hānd krām-pī’tĭs

noun

Limited use of the hand due to overextension from signing a ton of loan and escrow documents when buying a house.

nĭm’bə-sĭl

noun

A weatherman who doesn’t know the different types of clouds.

hôr’jəs

adjective

Dazzlingly beautiful and promiscuous.

hām’ə-nə

noun

Endurance and determination for eating large amounts of pork products.

dŭm’-mŏl’ĭsh

noun

Destroying something stupid. Can be either something that is already destroyed or something you’ll later regret destroying.

Jeff woke up the next morning after the party and discovered he had thrown his television through the large picture window. He dumbolished it.

thĭn’ĭ-kē

adjective

Fussy about weight when one is unhealthily thin, often seen in anorexics or bulimics.

frē-ās’kō

noun

A complete failure that doesn’t cost anything.

trī-nām’ĭk

adjective

50% more effective than dynamic.

krŏk-sŭk’ər

noun

Anyone who buys or wears plastic clogs.

sāng-zī’ĭ-tē

noun

Emotional distress about singing that occurs afterwards.

fēstə-ēstə

noun

A person in the food industry, especially one who works at a buffet.

ělf děp’rĭ-kāt’ĭng

adjective

Belittling or undervaluing oneself, specifically by a sprite or fairy.

rŏk’ĭ-tîr’ĭng

noun

The practice of conducting or engaging in extortion from NASA or the production of liquor in outer space.

brĭ-lā’tĭd

adjective

Very happy, proud or excited over a gourmet cheese.

sāb’ə-tûr’kē

noun

A bird involved in undermining and causing things to go afowl.

pē-krās’tə-nāt’

verb

To avoid urinating until it becomes painfully urgent, often when there is no bathroom anywhere nearby.

pŏs’-hŏŏm’əs

adjective

Arising, occurring, or continuing after making a middle eastern chickpea dip.

māk’stə-sē

noun

Extreme happiness resulting from getting one’s repaired Mac back from the Applestore or from purchasing a brand new Macintosh computer.

prē-tîr’ē-ər

noun

The opposite side of the buttocks.

The area exposed when one “suns” as opposed to when one “moons” another person.

prē-hə-məs

adjective

Occurring before one is born.

lĭk’ər-lōō’shən

noun

An alcoholic revolt.

krīm ärk

noun

A group of people that are somewhat less organized than a crime ring.

mŏm’ə-nəs

adjective

Matriarchal menacing or threatening.

měs-tĭs’ə-pā’shən

noun

The act of being anxious about the mess that will result, or dreading cleaning up a mess that you or others have already created.

rŏb’vē-əs

adjective

Recognized as something that is easily stolen, like a car with keys left on the dash.