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ˌfrō-ə-ˈbi-shən
noun
A law forbidding a large head of extremely tight curly hair that was repealed in 1959, paving the way for the frovolution of the ’60′s and ’70′s.
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brä-ˈthe-lō
noun
A whore house with a Shakespeare theme.
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bə-ˈna-nə-ˌri-zəm
noun
A characteristic, often unconscious, that is representative of an elongated tropical fruit that has soft pulpy flesh enclosed in a soft usually yellow rind.
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ˈdrī ˈhəmp ˈdā
noun
A wednesday with no rain in the forecast.
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ˈber-ˈēs-tə
noun
A naked person who makes and serves coffee.
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ˈa-sə-fist
noun
An abrasive person who has a tendency to annoy others to the point that their actions cause a fight and then they refuse to fight back or defend themselves and get severely beaten up.
The secret love child of Rush Limbaugh and Gandhi
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əd-ˈma-nə-ˌstrā-tiv ə-ˈsist-tənt
noun
A male secretary.
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ˈtōs(t)-ˌkärd
noun
A browned piece of bread that can be mailed for 29 cents.
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ˈer-ō-gəns
noun
An attitude of overbearing superiority from a master archer.
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ˈvā-grənt
noun
An obscure, undefined or generic person who has no specific place to live.
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ˈē-gō-stə-ˈtis-tiks
noun
A branch of mathematics that is quite impressed with itself and uses “I” as the most frequent variable in equations.
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ˈna-pə-ˌrōn
noun
An adult who accompanies minors to an event and falls asleep, doesn’t pay attention to the children, or overlooks their questionable actions.
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ˈpär-kə-ˌlep-sē
noun
A condition that causes deep attacks of sleep either while in a public grassy area or while in a stationary car.
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täzh ˈmä-hä-lō
noun
A centuries old Hawaiian mausoleum know for it’s gigantic marble hand shaped shaka sign.
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ˈches-chər
noun
A movement of the breasts that expresses or emphasizes an idea, sentiment or attitude.
The use of motions of the breasts as a means of expression.
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brü-ˈtēn
noun
A habit related to consumption of beer, typically frequency or method of drinking.
Example: “My brewtine is to begin my evening with three high quality beers, followed by twelve or more cheap beers.”
“My brewtine is to shotgun the first three beers for a quick buzz and then pace myself for the remainder of the evening.”
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mā-ˈnäzh-ä-ˈbä
noun
A three way relationship involving two sheep and a human.
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ˈən-dər-ˌdəg
noun
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bräk-ˈtä-lə-jē
noun
A branch of medicine dealing with a broccoli’s rectum.
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pä-mə-ˌsīd
noun
A death caused by excessive consumption of pomegranate juice.
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hek-ˈstir-ē-ər
noun
The outside of a six-sided structure.
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twi-tər pē-ˈa–nō
noun
A stringed instrument with 140 keys.
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ˈtwaɪrd
adjective
Physically exhausted but too amped up on coffee or other stimulants and unable to sleep.
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ˈpyü--bi-ˌkän
noun
A boundary or limiting line, especially one that when crossed exposes a person irrevocably, such as tweeting a picture of your wiener.
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trī-ˈȯr-ə-ˌtīz
verb
To rank in order of importance with three or more items placed in the most important or #1 slot.
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ha-ˈfēn
noun
A half-caf.