flěm-’ə-nād’ noun A really disgusting chunky drink that is either created naturally (i.e. past its expiration date) or created intentionally (such as spitting a loogie into someone’s drink or mixing peas into a glass of milk). When life gives you phlegm, make phlegmonade.
Entries from October 2007
Fake Word Of the Day: Phlegmonade
October 31st, 2007 · 2 Comments
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Fake Word Of the Day: Philucifer
October 30th, 2007 · No Comments
fĭ-lōō’sə-fər noun A person who lives, thinks, questions and ponders a lifestyle of evil.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Hummuside
October 29th, 2007 · No Comments
hŭm’ə-sīd’ noun Death by Middle Eastern food.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Lobotomatopoeia
October 28th, 2007 · No Comments
lə-bŏt’ə-māt’ə-pē’ə noun The inability to say words like “buzz”, “bang”, “click”, “pop”, etc.
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Fake Name Of the Day: Bo Ling
October 27th, 2007 · No Comments
bō lĭng noun Bo Ling is a panda who has a talent for knocking things over.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Aliass
October 26th, 2007 · No Comments
ā’lē-ās noun An extremely stupid fake name. You’ll find plenty of them posted here.
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Fake Name Of the Day: Run EMC
October 25th, 2007 · No Comments
rŭn e-ěm’sē’ noun The old school rap/physics group that never really succeeded in either field.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Disingenius
October 24th, 2007 · No Comments
dĭs’ĭn-jēn’yəs adjective Giving the false impression or appearance of being highly intelligent.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Leperchaun
October 24th, 2007 · No Comments
lěp’ər-kŏn’ noun A small green person with a horrible skin disease.
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Fake Name Of the Day: Gerildo
October 23rd, 2007 · No Comments
hər-ĭl’dō noun A cross between Geraldo and a dildo. Which some might argue is redundant. That guy who cut me off in traffic was a huge Gerildo. Don’t be a Gerildo.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Breastapies
October 22nd, 2007 · No Comments
brěstə-pēz’ noun Recipes for food you would get at a breastaurant, such as wings. Breastapies. The word sounds cool — it just rolls off the tongue.
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Fake Word of the Day: Breastaurant
October 21st, 2007 · No Comments
brěs’tə-ränt’ noun A place where you can find breasts and food. A.K.A. Hooters.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Crackupuncture
October 20th, 2007 · No Comments
krāk’yŏŏ-pŭngk’chər noun A highly specialized form of acupuncture that involves someone putting needles in your ass.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Pastronomy
October 19th, 2007 · 1 Comment
pə-strŏn’ə-mē noun A highly seasoned cut of smoked beef that is eaten while studying the universe.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Let’s get started!
October 18th, 2007 · No Comments
Hey gang! Just a brief kickoff post to the new blog. My intention is to post a new word every day for the next year. If that isn’t a big enough challenge, 2008 is a leap year, so I’m in for 366. Read more about how this got started on my “About” page. Most of [...]
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