Dougtionary

flěm-’ə-nād’
noun
A really disgusting chunky drink that is either created naturally (i.e. past its expiration date) or created intentionally (such as spitting a loogie into someone’s drink or mixing peas into a glass of milk).
When life gives you phlegm, make phlegmonade.

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fĭ-lōō’sə-fər
noun
A person who lives, thinks, questions and ponders a lifestyle of evil.

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hŭm’ə-sīd’
noun
Death by Middle Eastern food.

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lə-bŏt’ə-māt’ə-pē’ə
noun
The inability to say words like “buzz”, “bang”, “click”, “pop”, etc.

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bō lĭng
noun
Bo Ling is a panda who has a talent for knocking things over.

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ā’lē-ās
noun
An extremely stupid fake name. You’ll find plenty of them posted here.

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rŭn e-ěm’sē’
noun
The old school rap/physics group that never really succeeded in either field.

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dĭs’ĭn-jēn’yəs
adjective
Giving the false impression or appearance of being highly intelligent.

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lěp’ər-kŏn’
noun
A small green person with a horrible skin disease.

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hər-ĭl’dō
noun
A cross between Geraldo and a dildo. Which some might argue is redundant.
That guy who cut me off in traffic was a huge Gerildo. Don’t be a Gerildo.

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brěstə-pēz’
noun
Recipes for food you would get at a breastaurant, such as wings.
Breastapies. The word sounds cool — it just rolls off the tongue.

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brěs’tə-ränt’
noun
A place where you can find breasts and food. A.K.A. Hooters.

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krāk’yŏŏ-pŭngk’chər
noun
A highly specialized form of acupuncture that involves someone putting needles in your ass.

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pə-strŏn’ə-mē
noun
A highly seasoned cut of smoked beef that is eaten while studying the universe.

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Hey gang! Just a brief kickoff post to the new blog. My intention is to post a new word every day for the next year. If that isn’t a big enough challenge, 2008 is a leap year, so I’m in for 366. Read more about how this got started on my [...]

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