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Fake Word Of the Day: Phlegmonade

October 31st, 2007 · 2 Comments

flěm-’ə-nād’

noun
A really disgusting chunky drink that is either created naturally (i.e. past its expiration date) or created intentionally (such as spitting a loogie into someone’s drink or mixing peas into a glass of milk).

When life gives you phlegm, make phlegmonade.

Tags: Fake Word Of the Day

2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Fram Haydahl // Aug 11, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    Does phlegmonade come from snotfruit?

  • 2 Doug // Aug 11, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    Actually, it comes from phlegmons, but in the south, it’s often called snotfruit.

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