Dougtionary

hī’kĭn
noun
The ancient Japanese art of walking in remote places.

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də-brē’māl’
noun
A mix of spam and “joke” emails that your “friends” send to you because they think they are funny.
Non-personal emails that your friends forward to you.

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zĭt’gīst’
noun
A widespread awareness of skin condition.

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flän’ə-māt’ə-pē’ə
noun
A custard dessert made with Rice Krispies.

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āf’rĭ-kān-kōōn’
noun
A hot spring break destination on the African continent, and also a place where you can easily score some Durban poison.

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mŭl’tē-kou’chər-əl āk-tĭv’ĭ-tēz
noun
Anything that can be done in your living room and on your couch, when you have more than one couch. The activities can vary from eating to watching television to having sex or any combination of the three.

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hī’pər-bîr’ĭk chām’bər
noun
A steel vessel in which a high pressure of alcohol can be applied to drinkers to remedy the affects of a severe hangover.

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jāk-ās’ĭkəl
adjective
Someone who is a jackass could be described as jackassical.
When someone incorrectly says “My jackass neighbor let his dog shit in my yard,” you can correct them by changing jackass to an adjective (jackassical) and state “My jackassical neighbor let his dog shit in my yard.”
Or you can use the noun jackass properly by stating [...]

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bī-sŏn’ĭkəl
adjective
Similar to tortisical. Very slow and large, like a bison.
An elderly person who can barely see over the steering wheel of a gigantic car and drives very slow could be considered bisonical.
The bisonical driver rode down the dashed line, having no clue he was taking up both lanes.
For those who are into joke theory, this [...]

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tôr’tĭsĭ-kəl
adjective
Someone who is very slow, like a tortoise.
Today I was in a hurry and got stuck behind a tortisical driver who really pissed me off and made me late for work.

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My next few entries will be related to adjectivizing a noun. Or would it be called adjectivization? Adjectification?
Either way, you get the idea. Here’s a real example:
Cycle (noun)
Drop it in the Adjectivizer2000 and out comes:
Cyclical (adjective)
Go ahead and try it on your own.

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gātěd kə-myōō’nĭ-tē
nounColorado Springs, Colorado, or any place that Ted Haggard lives.

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māk’lə-māt’
verb
Adapting to the Macintosh after dumping windows for a better computer.

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ās’lēt’
nounA jock who is a total ass.

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mē’tē-ə-rŏl’ə-jĭst
nounA hunky doctor who examines your pee pee.

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mē’tē-ə-rŏl’ə-jĭst
noun
Someone who studies meat.

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bĭg ās-yōō-vē
noun Any gigantic carbon-spewing sport utility vehicles that makes Mother Earth cry when you start it up, like the 3 bed, 1 bath Ford Expedition that passed me this morning.

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lěs ĭzmôr
noun
A minimalist.

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tī’pā’ pûr’sə-nāl’ĭ-tē
nounA Taiwanese person who is highly competitive and controlling.

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hyōō’jə-lĭst
noun
A gigantic boxer.

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rĭ-tärd’jōō-əs
adjective
Someone who is retardedly difficult or laborious.

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flŏj’ĭk
nounF’ed up logic. Frequently found in government.

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flās’ĭdō dō-mĭng’gō
nounAn opera singer with an unfortunate performance problem.

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hām’stər-dām’
nounA place where small animals go to coffee shops to get weed.

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āk’sĭ-děn’tĭst
nounSomeone who didn’t intend to become a dentist and just fell into it.

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pā’-drō-fĭl’ē-ə
nounOne who has a tendency towards or an abnormal liking of Pedro.
Fight Pedrophilia. Vote for Pedro.

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āf’gān’vĭl
noun
A heavy weight, often used as a weapon or a trap by a Middle Eastern Bugs Bunny.

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pŏl’ē-tärd’-ĭz’əm
nounSomeone who is a multifaceted retard, as often seen in politicians.

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āg-nŏs’tĭ-kŏt’ə-mē
noun
A surgery that removes one’s ability to be skeptical about the existence of God.

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āf’-gān-’thrāks
noun
A horrible Afghani metal band.

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