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“Doug is destroying the English language at an alarming rate.” –Doug’s high school English teacher.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Absolate

December 26th, 2007 · No Comments

āb’sə-lāt adjective Always arriving late. My absolate friend Steve always has an excuse or blames his tardiness on traffic. Or when your bartender shows up late and everyone is waiting for the vodka he was bringing.

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