Dougtionary

ās-thět’ĭk
adjective
In extremely bad taste.
Your artwork is so assthetic that nobody’s going to buy it — in fact, you’d have to pay someone to take it home.

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nād’və-kāt’
noun
One who pleads in favor of or supports. A jock strap.

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yär’məl-kə-mēl’yən
A famous 80’s song by a gay Jewish boy.

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krāk’shən
Any kind of action, such as bending over, that exposes a little crack.
(This can be totally disgusting or totally hot, depending on the person and their physique.)

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bär’dəm
noun
The state of being bored in a bar.
If you add enough alcohol to the bardom, you might get some pretty impressive stupid human tricks, which then make the bardom go away.

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bîr-ŏk’rə-sē
noun
The “red tape” of drinking that makes it difficult or tedious to do simple actions such as using a key to unlock the door to your house.

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bîr’ə-krāt’
noun
One who only does business over a beer.

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mŭl’tē-ās’ĭ-tĭd
adjective
Being an ass on many different levels.

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sōl hâr’əm
One who has a deep affinity with their harem.
One who is spiritually connected to their harem.

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krāk’rə-nĭm’
noun
An acronym for a word related to one’s ass.
An acronym for a word related to drugs.

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hāk’ə-lādz’
noun
Praise or approval for someone who is a total hack and doesn’t deserve to be encouraged.

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krāk’ə-lādz’
noun
Praise or approval of one’s crack.
Praise for someone who has a nice ass.

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nā-drē’nəl
adjective
Of, relating to, or derived from the nadrenal glands or secretions.

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nād lĭb’
verb (used with or without an object) or adjective
To improvise all or part of (a speech, a piece of music, etc.) while touching or fondling one’s nads.
To act, speak, etc., without preparation while touching one’s nads.
Impromptu; extemporaneously touching one’s nads.
Spontaneously grabbing one’s nads and/or making witty comments about them.

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nād ĭn’fə-nī’təm
adverb & adjective
Relating to one’s nads endlessly; without limit.

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nād’věnt’
noun
The holiday season for celebrating nads.
One who plays with their nads during the holiday season.
Tis the season for your nads! (Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!)

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nā-dĭkt’
noun
One who is addicted to playing with their nads.

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nāk’sĭ-dənt
adjective
Having a special skill, talent, knack or aptitude for getting into accidents.
Your brother is a knackcident type person.

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těk-nŏl’ə-jē drāf’tər
noun
One who takes advantage of a friend who always buys first gen technology by offering to buy their slightly old version of a product when a new version is released.
One who convinces their friends to buy a new model so they can buy the old one from them.
Following closely behind a techno-geek to get [...]

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ěn’tər-tā’nəs
noun
An actor who is great on the screen and a total asshole in person.

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nād’l-ěs’əns
noun
The age when one first discovers how much fun it is to play with your nads (assuming you have them).

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nād’ nô’zē-əm
adv
Being kicked in the nads to a sickening degree.
When you get kicked in the cahones so hard that you puke.

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nŭn’dər-wâr’
noun
A nun’s natural habit.

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pē’dē-ā’hōl
noun
An a-hole who checks email and sends text messages while holding a conversation and not giving you their full attention.

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kŏn’stông-king
noun
The constant honking in front of the studios while writers are walking the picket lines.

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kə-lěk’tĭv ām-nē’zhə
noun
After the strike when all writers, producers and execs forget how much they hated and bashed each other during the negotiations because they all want to get back to work and make money.

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əb-tā’nəs
noun
A total ass who will say whatever it takes to get what they want.
(Note: You will find one of these in every corporate orifice. )

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mī’grā’nəs
noun
A migraine so bad that it hurts from your head all the way down to your ass.

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fāst lā’nəs
noun
An a-hole who drives inches from your rear bumper and weaves within the lane when they can’t get around you.
Also one who drives 20 miles an hour in the fast lane.

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