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Fake Word Of the Day: Fast Lanus

February 1st, 2008 · No Comments

fāst lā’nəs

noun

An a-hole who drives inches from your rear bumper and weaves within the lane when they can’t get around you.

Also one who drives 20 miles an hour in the fast lane.

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