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Fake Word Of the Day: Voicemail Warp

May 16th, 2008 · No Comments

vois’māl’ wôrp noun Phone messages intended for someone else or left on the wrong machine When one’s outgoing message clearly states, “You have reached Ted, please leave a message,” and someone leaves a message such as, “Jessica, I was hoping to reach you today…” A situation that causes one to scream at their phone, “Listen [...]

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