Dougtionary

kôr’pər-ĭt wěj’ē

noun

What you get when your boss dumps a ton of work on your desk Friday afternoon at 4pm and tells you it’s due on Monday at 9 AM. If it’s a 3 day weekend, that’s the extra tug once it’s already wedged.

What you get when a “customer service” agent gives you the “I’m just doing my job” line, but they’re not being helpful.

What you get when you are stuck in a phone menu that won’t let you talk to a live person.

** important note: “going commando” does not prevent you from receiving a corporate wedgie.