Dougtionary

brěst-p’ər-tôr’ē thē’ə-tər noun Any theater with the sign “Girls Girls Girls” on the front.

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nô’tē-ō’ lĭng’gwəl adjective Pertaining to talking dirty.

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dŭ dĭ-lōō’zhənəl adjective Having the most acute form of delusion, in which one who has the condition is totally unaware, but it is painfully obvious to the observer. Just watch American Idol auditions for a clear example.

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frĭz’bē-tîr’ē-ən-ĭz’əm noun The philosophy that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. (In honor of the great George Carlin)

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hī’dē-ŏl’ə-jē noun One’s body of doctrine, belief or theories about the various methods of greeting another human being or animal.

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nĭn’jə-rē noun Harm caused to a person from a martial arts weapon.

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lĭv’ər’tĭ-gō’ noun A condition that causes children to get dizzy when forced to eat liver.

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hōlə-tō’sĭs noun A disease that causes one to say “Hello” in a foreign language when they have stale or foul-smelling breath.

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kāv-lŏgĭng verb The act of carving a personal account of an event onto a cave wall, as done in prehistoric time.

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bīl-dē’zəl noun A fuel made from greenish-yellow liver secretions.

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āl’jə-brə noun Drunk mathematics that usually don’t make sense to the sober population.

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fēst’-ēz noun Tons of crappy little snacks that you might find at a picnick.

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grēn nōzĭng verb Brown nosing within the sustainable living movement.

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rěsp’ər’ĭ-tôr’ē thē’ə-tər A resident company comprised of elderly people who have difficulty breathing.

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bär’gyə-mənt noun A disagreement that takes place at a bar or that is heightened due to the amount of alcohol consumed.

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āp’rə-pō’l’shən lāb noun A controlled space where an opportune physics experiment takes place.

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nô’dē-əns noun People who assemble to watch a live strip show or XXX movie.

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nĭn’jə-nîr’ noun One who designs weapons for the martial arts.

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krāp’tĭ-tōōd’ noun An inherent lack of ability, as for learning; a lack of talent. The condition or quality of being unsuitable.

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shāg-nŏs’tĭk noun One who holds the view that they’ll never know who they’ll have sex with.

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ān’tī-krās’tə-nāt’ verb Not putting something off until the last minute. Doing something right away or ahead of time.

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hŭm pĭng noun A famous Chinese porn star. (For the more daring types, try ordering a side of Hum Ping at your favorite Chinese restaurant !)

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ām’bĭ-hěk’strəs adjective Able to use either hand equally well when casting a spell or a charm.

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lěp’rĭ-kŏn’dəm noun A green rubber.

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shāg’rĭ-kŭl’chər noun The science, art, and business of having sex with livestock or crops.

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ə-nŏn’ə-mōōs noun A moose who chooses not to be acknowledged or who choses to be unknown.

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crāp’ə-thē noun Lack of interest in how crappy things are, such as one’s looks, the state of one’s home or apartment, the quality of one’s work for an employer, etc.

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bär’kĭ-těkt’ noun An architect that specializes in designing bars.

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blŭz noun A quick drunk state caused by donating blood and immediately drinking afterwards.

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fûr’tĭ-gō’ noun A condition that causes one to get dizzy, confused or disoriented when they see hair pie.

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