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Fake Word Of the Day: Petimism

July 24th, 2008 · No Comments

pět’ə-mĭz’əm noun A doctrine or worst of all possible worlds belief about household pets. A tendency to stress negative or gloomy views about domesticated house pets, such as, “The dog will probably get run over by a car”, or “Why did we buy Spot, he’s just going to eventually die anyway.”

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