nĭn’jə-nōō’ĭ-tē noun A skill or cleverness in devising new ways to attack others or defend oneself.
Entries from August 2008
Fake Word Of the Day: Ninjenuity
August 31st, 2008 · No Comments
Tags: Fake Word Of the Day
Fake Word Of the Day: Hambidextrous
August 30th, 2008 · No Comments
hām’bĭ-děk’strəs adjective The ability or tendency to eat pork products with both hands.
Tags: Fake Word Of the Day
Fake Name Of the Day: John Dis
August 29th, 2008 · No Comments
jôn dĭs name A yellow skinned guy that has a bile problem.
Tags: Fake Name Of the Day
Fake Word Of the Day: Dishoveled
August 28th, 2008 · 2 Comments
dĭ-shŭv’əld adjective Being in disarray due to being hit in the head with a device used for digging.
Tags: Fake Word Of the Day
Fake Word Of the Day: Idiology
August 27th, 2008 · 1 Comment
ĭd’ē-ŏl’ə-jē noun The science dealing with the study of foolish people. (Although one could argue that you wouldn’t learn much.)
Tags: Fake Word Of the Day
Fake Word Of the Day: Caper Toss
August 26th, 2008 · No Comments
kā’pər tôs noun A Mediterranean challenge that evolved from a mispronunciation of the Highland Games event, the “Caber Toss,” but instead of tossing a large log, one flicks a caper berry, and the player who sends the caper the furthest is the winner. This game is most often played at the dinner table, and it [...]
Tags: Fake Word Of the Day
Fake Word Of the Day: Cashimia
August 25th, 2008 · No Comments
kāsh-ē’mē-ə noun A financial disorder identified by individuals who blow their money on possessions and spontaneous purchases of unnecessary items rather than pre-meditated spending, solid financial planning and building net worth. A financial disorder seen in those who make a lot of cash in spurts, such as a commissioned sales job, and then spend it [...]
Tags: Fake Word Of the Day
Fake Word Of the Day: Second Saturday
August 24th, 2008 · No Comments
sěk’ənd sāt’ər-dā’ noun A Sunday that gets treated like a Saturday, often with a lot of partying and high consumption of alcohol, which often results in calling out sick on Monday (a.k.a. “Second Sunday”).
Tags: Fake Word Of the Day
Fake Word Of the Day: Macrimony
August 23rd, 2008 · No Comments
māk’rə-mō’nē noun The state of being devoted to Macintosh products and never cheating (as in buying or using a windows pc).
Tags: Fake Word Of the Day
Fake Word Of the Day: American Peso
August 22nd, 2008 · No Comments
ə-měr’ĭ-kən pā’sō noun A dollar bill, American currency which isn’t worth very much these days.
Tags: Fake Word Of the Day
Fake Word Of the Day: Cunniringus
August 21st, 2008 · No Comments
kŭn’ə-rĭng’gəs noun Oral sex with an Asian.
Tags: Fake Word Of the Day
Fake Word Of the Day: Hammunition
August 20th, 2008 · No Comments
hām’yə-nĭsh’ən noun Officially refers to pork used as a weapon, but in common usage it can mean any food thrown in a food fight, used for self defense or used in an assault.
Tags: Fake Word Of the Day
Fake Word Of the Day: Hammo
August 19th, 2008 · No Comments
hām’ō noun Short for “hammunition”.
Tags: Fake Word Of the Day
Fake Word Of the Day: Hippothetical
August 18th, 2008 · No Comments
hĭp’ō-thět’ĭ-kəl adjective An assumption related to a large herbivorous four-legged mammal that lives in or around African rivers.
Tags: Fake Word Of the Day
Fake Word Of the Day: Traffic Vulture
August 17th, 2008 · No Comments
trāf’ĭk vŭl’chər noun A driver who hovers in your blind spot or on your bumper, looking for a hole in traffic, frequently weaves between lanes and often uses right or left turn lanes, shoulders and center lanes for passing.
Tags: Fake Word Of the Day
Fake Word Of the Day: Flashnow
August 16th, 2008 · No Comments
flāsh-nou noun A vision, similar to moving forward or backwards in time, except that the flash vision is exactly what you are seeing or doing right now. For example: A “flashnow” at this very moment, is you reading this definition posted in my blog.
Tags: Fake Word Of the Day
Fake Word Of the Day: Petimism
August 15th, 2008 · No Comments
pět’ə-mĭz’əm noun Negative or gloomy views about domestic pets, such as “The dog, will probably get run over by a car,” or “Why did we buy a pet, it will eventually die anyway.”
Tags: Fake Word Of the Day
Fake Word Of the Day: Cracktologist
August 14th, 2008 · No Comments
krāk-tŏl’ə-jĭst noun One who assists drug mules who swallow condoms full of crack to smuggle across borders, by either preparing or retrieving the drugs.
Tags: Fake Word Of the Day
Fake Word Of the Day: Racksmith
August 13th, 2008 · No Comments
rāk’smĭth’ noun A talented plastic surgeon who specializes in breast implants.
Tags: Fake Word Of the Day
Fake Word Of the Day: Noductivity
August 12th, 2008 · 1 Comment
nō’dŭk-tĭv’ĭ-tē noun The quality often seen in electronics, especially computers, blackberries and other gadgets that sideline one’s daily plan or “to-do” list because of problems and extensive troubleshooting, killing tons of time and causing great anguish and frustration, rather than making the individual more efficient. (Most devices running Windows operating system cause severe noductivity.) An [...]
Tags: Fake Word Of the Day
Fake Word Of the Day: Cumpassion
August 11th, 2008 · No Comments
kəm-pāsh’ən noun A deep feeling of sympathy and sorrow for someone who should have been swallowed instead of conceived.
Tags: Fake Word Of the Day
Fake Word Of the Day: Net Worthquake
August 10th, 2008 · No Comments
nět wûrth’kwāk’ noun The shakeup of personal finance due to events such as the housing market collapse, the devaluation of the dollar, and the general ineptness of the bush administration.
Tags: Fake Word Of the Day
Fake Word Of the Day: Pubonic Plague
August 9th, 2008 · No Comments
pyōō-bŏn’ĭk plāg noun A contagious, sometimes fatal disease that causes one to frequently touch themselves.
Tags: Fake Word Of the Day
Fake Word Of the Day: Yawncoming Traffic
August 8th, 2008 · No Comments
yŏn’kŭm’ĭng trāf’ĭk noun A car heading towards you that swerves into your lane due to fatigue.
Tags: Fake Word Of the Day
Fake Word Of the Day: Peenilliterate
August 7th, 2008 · 1 Comment
pē’nĭ-lĭt’ər-ĭt adjective Unable to write one’s name in the snow while urinating.
Tags: Fake Word Of the Day
Fake Word Of the Day: Drinking Handicap
August 6th, 2008 · No Comments
drĭngk hān’dē-kāp’ noun A compensation, typically measured in shots, allowing lightweights and heavy drinkers to compete fairly in a drinking contest.
Tags: Fake Word Of the Day
Fake Word Of the Day: Casual Saturday
August 5th, 2008 · No Comments
kāzh’ōō-əl sāt’ər-dā’ noun Any day of the week where one stays home and wears pajamas all day.
Tags: Fake Word Of the Day
Fake Word Of the Day: Deboxered
August 4th, 2008 · No Comments
dē-bŏk’sərd verb Similar to being debriefed.
Tags: Fake Word Of the Day
Fake Word Of the Day: Hodacious
August 3rd, 2008 · No Comments
hō-dā’shəs noun A remarkable or noteworthy hooker.
Tags: Fake Word Of the Day
Fake Word Of the Day: Shamour
August 2nd, 2008 · No Comments
shā-mŏŏr’ noun Love of another person, but unbeknownst to them, the love is only for their money.
Tags: Fake Word Of the Day

