Dougtionary

“Doug is destroying the English language at an alarming rate.” –Doug’s high school English teacher.

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Entries from September 2008

Fake Word Of the Day: Utaupea

September 30th, 2008 · No Comments

yōō-tō’pē-ə noun An ideally perfect brownish gray place.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Redisintegrate

September 29th, 2008 · No Comments

rĭ-dĭs-ĭn’tĭ-grāt’ verb To further reduce into fragments what has already been reduced into fragments. To break an item that is already broken. A common practice of the Department of Redundancy Department.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Spambiguous

September 28th, 2008 · No Comments

spām-bĭg’yōō-əs adjective A quality that spam emails often have and the use of language that doesn’t make sense or utilize proper grammar.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Algoreaphobic

September 27th, 2008 · No Comments

āl-gôr-ə-fō’bĭk adjective Pertaining to denial of global warming or the fact that it is man made.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Hambush

September 26th, 2008 · No Comments

hām’bŏŏsh noun A sudden or surprise attack with pork products, made from a concealed position. The act of lying in wait for pork products.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Blurinal

September 25th, 2008 · No Comments

blûr’ə-nəl noun A place that is (hopefully) appropriate to urinate when one is too drunk or tired to focus or see clearly.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Chairborne

September 24th, 2008 · No Comments

châr’bôrn’ adjective A piece of furniture consisting of a seat, legs, back and often arms, designed to accommodate one person, that has been removed from the floor and is in motion above the ground. A piece of furniture that is in motion and off the ground. A chairborne incident is a great way to start [...]

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Fake Word Of the Day: Has Been Hur

September 23rd, 2008 · No Comments

hāz běn hər noun The original title to the epic reality show “The Two Coreys.“ A true phenominot.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Phenominot

September 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

fĭ-nŏm’ə-nŏt’ noun People who consider themselves to be impressive, extraordinary, remarkable or exceptional when common opinion would say otherwise. (See the American Idol auditions for the worst case of phenominot.)

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Fake Word Of the Day: Heinekenesis

September 21st, 2008 · No Comments

hī-nĭ-kə-nē’sĭs noun The ability to move a Dutch beer by using only the power of thought.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Neutergarita

September 20th, 2008 · No Comments

nōō’tər’gə-rē’tə noun The expectation of getting drunk off a really large drink and the buzz never comes. A overpriced and extremely weak drink often served in a commemorative plastic half yard glass.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Neondated

September 19th, 2008 · No Comments

nē’ŏn’-dāt’ěd adjective To be overwhelmed by a spectacle of glowing colorful fluorescent light when leaving the casino after dark.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Hippochondriac

September 18th, 2008 · No Comments

hĭp’ō-kŏn’drē-āk’ noun A large herbivorous mammal found in and near the rivers and lakes of Africa, that worries excessively about its health.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Cactusy

September 17th, 2008 · No Comments

kāk’təsē adjective Another way of describing one who is a total prick.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Bassphemy

September 16th, 2008 · No Comments

bās’fə-mē noun An irreverent act, utterance or writing concerning god, done by a freshwater fish.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Spongish

September 15th, 2008 · No Comments

spŭnj’ĭsh adjective Having qualities such as squishiness, holes and the ability to absorb liquids.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Pee-commerce

September 14th, 2008 · No Comments

pē’kŏm’ərs noun Online sale of clean urine, to one who needs assistance to pass a drug test.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Bra Capella

September 13th, 2008 · No Comments

brä’ kə-pěl’ə adjective Sung without accompaniment while wearing only female underwear.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Preafterparty

September 12th, 2008 · No Comments

prĭ-āf’tər-pär’tē noun A wordier way of saying the (main) party. A way of implying that one will attend the after party after warming up at the main event.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Dumbonstrate

September 11th, 2008 · No Comments

dŭm’ən-strāt’ verb To display, explain or illustrate something that is unintelligent, stupid or haphazard.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Spoogery

September 10th, 2008 · No Comments

spōōjŏŏr’ē noun A museum, display or collection of liquids and or semi-liquids.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Brassphemy

September 9th, 2008 · No Comments

brās’fə-mē noun The act of speaking against or talking back to military officers, important officials or one’s superiors.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Syrrupticious

September 8th, 2008 · No Comments

sûr’əp-tĭsh’əs adjective Done or made by clandestine or stealthy means, and leaving behind a maple tree sap to slow down anyone who might be in pursuit.

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Fake Name Of the Day: Sacrates

September 7th, 2008 · No Comments

sāk’rə-tēz’ noun A philosopher of the nads.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Yawngoing

September 6th, 2008 · No Comments

yôn’gō’ĭng adjective Continuing without end or interruption and being extremely boring.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Nanoplegic

September 5th, 2008 · No Comments

nān’ō-plē’jĭk noun A person who is suffering from complete lack of function of their iPod nano.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Ha Cappella

September 4th, 2008 · No Comments

hä’ kə-pěl’ə adjective Humorous and sung without musical accompaniment.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Brizzle

September 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

brĭz’əl noun An idea that initially sounds brilliant, but quickly fizzles, much like when you turn on a light and it lights up for a second and then pops, instantaneously burning out.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Bra Mitzvah

September 2nd, 2008 · No Comments

brä mĭts’və noun A celebration signifying when a Jewish boy successfully removes a woman’s undergarments for the first time.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Hummergonomics

September 1st, 2008 · No Comments

hŭm’ûr’gə-nŏm’ĭks noun The applied science of technique to reduce fatigue, strain and repetitive stress injuries from oral sex. ( Happy Labor Day! )

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