Dougtionary

yōō-tō’pē-ə
noun
An ideally perfect brownish gray place.

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rĭ-dĭs-ĭn’tĭ-grāt’
verb
To further reduce into fragments what has already been reduced into fragments.
To break an item that is already broken.
A common practice of the Department of Redundancy Department.

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spām-bĭg’yōō-əs
adjective
A quality that spam emails often have and the use of language that doesn’t make sense or utilize proper grammar.

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āl-gôr-ə-fō’bĭk
adjective
Pertaining to denial of global warming or the fact that it is man made.

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hām’bŏŏsh
noun
A sudden or surprise attack with pork products, made from a concealed position.
The act of lying in wait for pork products.

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blûr’ə-nəl
noun
A place that is (hopefully) appropriate to urinate when one is too drunk or tired to focus or see clearly.

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châr’bôrn’
adjective
A piece of furniture consisting of a seat, legs, back and often arms, designed to accommodate one person, that has been removed from the floor and is in motion above the ground.
A piece of furniture that is in motion and off the ground.
A chairborne incident is a great way to start a brawl or riot.
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hāz běn hər
noun
The original title to the epic reality show “The Two Coreys.“
A true phenominot.

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fĭ-nŏm’ə-nŏt’
noun
People who consider themselves to be impressive, extraordinary, remarkable or exceptional when common opinion would say otherwise.
(See the American Idol auditions for the worst case of phenominot.)

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hī-nĭ-kə-nē’sĭs
noun
The power to move a Dutch beer by thinking about it without the application of physical force.

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nōō’tər’gə-rē’tə
noun
The expectation of getting drunk off a really large drink and the buzz never comes.
A overpriced and extremely weak drink often served in a commemorative plastic half yard glass.

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nē’ŏn’-dāt’ěd
adjective
To be overwhelmed by a spectacle of glowing colorful fluorescent light when leaving the casino after dark.

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hĭp’ō-kŏn’drē-āk’
noun
A large herbivorous mammal found in and near the rivers and lakes of Africa, that worries excessively about its health.

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kāk’təsē
adjective
Another way of describing one who is a total prick.

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bās’fə-mē
noun
An irreverent act, utterance or writing concerning god, done by a freshwater fish.

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spŭnj’ĭsh
adjective
Having qualities such as squishiness, holes and the ability to absorb liquids.

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pē’kŏm’ərs
noun
Online sale of clean urine, to one who needs assistance to pass a drug test.

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brä’ kə-pěl’ə
adjective
Sung without accompaniment while wearing only female underwear.

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prĭ-āf’tər-pär’tē
noun
A wordier way of saying the (main) party.
A way of implying that one will attend the after party after warming up at the main event.

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dŭm’ən-strāt’
verb
To display, explain or illustrate something that is unintelligent, stupid or haphazard.

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spōōjŏŏr’ē
noun
A museum, display or collection of liquids and or semi-liquids.

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brās’fə-mē
noun
The act of speaking against or talking back to military officers, important officials or one’s superiors.

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sûr’əp-tĭsh’əs
adjective
Done or made by clandestine or stealthy means, and leaving behind a maple tree sap to slow down anyone who might be in pursuit.

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sāk’rə-tēz’
noun
A philosopher of the nads.

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yôn’gō’ĭng
adjective
Continuing without end or interruption and being extremely boring.

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nān’ō-plē’jĭk
noun
A person who is suffering from complete lack of function of their iPod nano.

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hä’ kə-pěl’ə
adjective
Humorous and sung without musical accompaniment.

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brĭz’əl
noun
An idea that initially sounds brilliant, but quickly fizzles, much like when you turn on a light and it lights up for a second and then pops, instantaneously burning out.

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brä mĭts’və
noun
A celebration signifying when a Jewish boy successfully removes a woman’s undergarments for the first time.

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hŭm’ûr’gə-nŏm’ĭks
noun
The applied science of technique to reduce fatigue, strain and repetitive stress injuries from oral sex.
( Happy Labor Day! )

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