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Fake Word Of the Day: Chairborne

September 24th, 2008 · No Comments

châr’bôrn’

adjective

A piece of furniture consisting of a seat, legs, back and often arms, designed to accommodate one person, that has been removed from the floor and is in motion above the ground.

A piece of furniture that is in motion and off the ground.

A chairborne incident is a great way to start a brawl or riot.

Some examples:

The Pacers-Pistons Brawl of 2005:
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/basketball/nba/2005-05-03-fan-probation_x.htm

When Geraldo Rivera’s nose was broken:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1KT1QoSCT8

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