Dougtionary

kās’kĭtī’tĭs
noun
A disease that causes non-vampires to dress goth and enjoy or prefer sleeping in a coffin.
(Happy Halloween!)

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pěst ˈse-mə-ˌter-ē
noun
A can of Raid or other bug killer, an electric bug zapper, or a pest-strip.

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lěs’ə-tôr’ē-əm
noun
The resumption of a suspended activity.

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ŭng’kəlĭsh
adjective
Pertaining to a person who is treated as a brother to one’s father or mother, when in fact there is no relation.

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mŭl’tē-mə-nŏg’ə-mē
noun
The act of appearing to be in a physical relationship with only one person when actually being involved with two or more.

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mŭl’tə-krāshĭng
verb
Being homeless and crashing on several peoples couches and leaving your things spread out among all your friends’ apartments or homes.

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rē’tāl’ sə-fär’ē
noun
A trip to Ikea or any other ginormous store that is designed like a Vegas casino, making it easy to get in and extremely difficult to find your way out.
A shopping trip that requires planning, proper attire, food, fanny pack, and a good map or hired guide to ensure you don’t get lost. Oh, [...]

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kē’mō wə-sä’bē
noun
A spicy and faithful friend.

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ĭn-fākt’ōō-ā’tĭd
adjective
Possessed by a foolish passion or attraction to truth and knowledge.

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hâr-ə-glĭf’ĭks
noun
Egyptian symbols that depict 80’s big hair.

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sfĭngks’tər
noun
A middle eastern ass.
A creature with the head of a man and a body of an ass.
The rectal area of the Sphinx statue in Egypt.

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chō’vē-əl
adjective
Full of happiness, joyous humor and salt.

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jĭm krā’mər
noun
An insane or unpredictable outburst.
– Dude, you are annoying. Shut up or you’ll make me pull a Jim Cramer on your ass.

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pī’rō-glĭf’ĭks
noun
Egyptian symbols that represent fire or explosives.
Egyptian symbols that represent a Jim Cramer outburst.

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A repost of the fake word of the day from 8/27/2008, this time, with video!
ĭd’ē-ŏl’ə-jē
noun
The science dealing with the study of foolish people. (Although one could argue that you wouldn’t learn much.)

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This blog was launched on 10/18/07 with daily posts.
The entry dates got a little screwy the first few days. Pastronomy was entered on 10/18/07, but somehow got recorded as 10/19/07, and the posts continued to be 1 day off until 10/24/07, when both Disingenius & Leperchaun were posted. Part of me wants to fix the [...]

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kär’də-roi’
noun
An automobile that makes a swrooshing or looshing noise when you drive it.
– It looks like I have two more words that I need to define: Swroosh & loosh.
– It seems appropriate that this entry, which is my 1 year goal of posting every day, would include two extra fake words!

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grāng’kē
noun
Grandpa Cranky, best played by John McCain in the final presidential debate.
Also used as an adjective, as in “Did you see the debate last night? McCain came across as a granky mo-fo.”

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māk’shəs
adjective
Full of anxiety or eagerness prior to product announcements from Steve Jobs.

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jōōn’hěm’
noun
30 days worse than Mayhem.

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plād’ē-ā’tər
noun
A nerd who fights with another nerd, usually not to the death, but until one of the participants cries.

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ān’tīsĭ-měn’tĭk
adjective
Relating to or characterized by hating concrete pourers or cement truck drivers.

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fěl’ən-kŏl’ē
noun
Extreme sadness or depression from someone who has been convicted of a crime.

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jěr’ē tôl
noun
A vitamin freak.

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snĭk’əl
verb
To lie or press closely with another person and inadvertently incite uncontrolled laughter.

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pər-pěch’ōō-əl līzĭng
verb
Constant uttering of an untruth with the hopes that the general public will believe it due to the repetition.

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hām’pəl
adjective
Sufficient or abundant and relating to pork or pork products.

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drāb’yə-ləs
adjective
Extreme dullness, especially in character, decor or demeanor.

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flāk’ə-sôr’əs
noun
One who is known for being unreliable or never showing up to a planned event, social function, date, etc.

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kŏn är’tĭst
noun
The official painter of the Mongol Empire.

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