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Fake Word Of the Day: Retail Safari

October 25th, 2008 · No Comments

rē’tāl’ sə-fär’ē

noun

A trip to Ikea or any other ginormous store that is designed like a Vegas casino, making it easy to get in and extremely difficult to find your way out.

A shopping trip that requires planning, proper attire, food, fanny pack, and a good map or hired guide to ensure you don’t get lost. Oh, and don’t forget the buddy system!

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