Dougtionary

“Doug is destroying the English language at an alarming rate.” –Doug’s high school English teacher.

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Entries from October 2008

Fake Word Of the Day: Dicament

October 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

dĭk’ə-mənt noun An even more unpleasantly difficult, perplexing or difficult situation that comes after the initial pre-dicament. Just when things can’t possibly get any worse, they do.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Carry-some

October 2nd, 2008 · No Comments

kār’ē-sŭm noun A bag that is a little smaller than a carry-all.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Technology Hijack

October 1st, 2008 · 1 Comment

těk-nŏl’ə-jē hī’jāk’ noun When a technical problem with a computer or smart-phone brings all productivity to a halt, often requiring extensive time on the phone with support.

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