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Entries from January 2009

Fake Word Of the Day: Sedentary Overload

January 31st, 2009 · 1 Comment

sěd’n-těr’ē ō’vər-lōd’ noun, state of mind. A condition caused by doing too little activity and desiring to do even less. When doing nothing becomes too much.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Comheady

January 30th, 2009 · No Comments

kŏm’-hěd’ē noun Intelligent, above the belt humor that makes one laugh and think.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Nadmitten

January 29th, 2009 · 3 Comments

nād-mĭt’n noun A nit cap like piece of clothing designed to keep the nutsack warm in cold weather.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Clogmire

January 28th, 2009 · 1 Comment

klôg’mīr’ noun A difficult or precarious folk dance.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Saggravation

January 27th, 2009 · No Comments

sāg’rə-vā’shən noun Internal irritation between the various actors guild factions. (If you haven’t heard, my name is all over the news — SAG fired exec director Doug Allen.) http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090127/ap_on_bi_ge/hollywood_labor_2

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Fake Word Of the Day: Supervluous

January 26th, 2009 · No Comments

sŏŏ-pər-’vlōō-əs adjective An overboard or inappropriate amount of lust, usually toward someone who is much younger.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Inncockuous

January 25th, 2009 · No Comments

ĭn-kŏk’yōō-əs adjective Harsh, yet harmless.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Flakeable

January 24th, 2009 · No Comments

flākə-bəl adjective Able to be blown off. (One who is truly flakable won’t hold it against you when you are a no-show.)

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Fake Word Of the Day: Hamtrak

January 23rd, 2009 · No Comments

hām-trāk noun Mass transit for pigs.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Bipartysan

January 22nd, 2009 · 1 Comment

bī-pär’tē-zən noun One who goes to multiple events on a single night, or hops back and forth between several events or locations.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Briehab

January 21st, 2009 · 1 Comment

brē’hāb’ noun A place where O.C. types go to get desnobbed before selling their expensive homes and moving to the midwest.

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Fake Word Of the Day: National Mall Return Department

January 20th, 2009 · 3 Comments

nāsh’ə-nəl môl rĭ-tûrn’ dĭ-pärt’mənt noun The place in Washington D.C. where the American people will take their defective president and exchange him for a newer, smarter, hipper, better educated, more reasonable model of president, who will likely spend most of his term cleaning up the ginormous mess that was created by the defect. (Seriously, we [...]

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Fake Word Of the Day: Netraff

January 19th, 2009 · No Comments

nět-rāf noun Disreputable people that you meet or encounter online.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Fantoastic

January 18th, 2009 · No Comments

fān-tōs’tĭk adjective Describing a highly inspired speech, followed by a drink of champagne. noun A wonderful piece of warm browned bread.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Heirgonomics

January 17th, 2009 · No Comments

âr’gə-nŏm’ĭks noun Money from relatives that makes one more comfortable.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Quiterature

January 16th, 2009 · No Comments

kwĭt’ər-ə-chŏŏr’ noun A novel one starts to read multiple times but never finishes.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Bladdergo

January 15th, 2009 · No Comments

blād-âr’-’gō conjunction, adverb Therefore, I have to pee. (I drank seven pints of Guinness, bladdergo. I’ll be right back.)

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Fake Word Of the Day: Cashiest

January 14th, 2009 · No Comments

kāsh-ē-ĭst adjective More than cashier. (kāsh-ē-ər) Having or appearing to have the most cash.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Margarinefly

January 13th, 2009 · 2 Comments

mär’jər-ĭn-flī’ noun A butterfly with cholesterol below 200.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Hippiechondria

January 12th, 2009 · No Comments

hĭp’ē-kŏn’drē-ə noun An excessive preoccupation with tie died shirts, acoustic guitar music, VW buses and weed or other drugs.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Blog-curious

January 11th, 2009 · No Comments

blŏg-kyŏŏr’ē-əs adjective Interested in a web log, but not actively posting anything on the internets.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Womandolin

January 10th, 2009 · 2 Comments

wŏŏ’mān’də-lĭn’ noun A musical instrument of the lute family that has a pear-shaped body, fretted neck with strings, and breasts.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Igoraphobia

January 9th, 2009 · No Comments

ĭg’ôr-ə-fō’bē-ə noun The fear of hunchbacks.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Studcentric

January 8th, 2009 · No Comments

stŭd-sěn’trĭk adjective Concerned with or focused on one’s own masculinity and ability to breed. (Today’s word was prompted by a comment to a post on 1/7/09)

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Fake Word of the day: Blogojevich

January 7th, 2009 · 5 Comments

blŏg’goi-yō-vĭch noun One who writes short posts for the web and attempts to sell their posts to the highest bidder or trade them for an appointment to positions such as the Secretary of Health and Human Services, Secretary of Energy, or an ambassador to a country that can be neglected.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Hippoglycemia

January 6th, 2009 · No Comments

hĭp’ō-glī-sē’mē-ə noun An abnormally low level of glucose in the blood of a large herbivorous mammal that lives in and around the rivers of tropical Africa.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Dating Prenup

January 5th, 2009 · No Comments

dātĭng prē-nŭp noun An agreement signed before two people start dating or in the early stages of dating, to ensure that if they split up, one does not lose the friends they had when the relationship started. There’s nothing worse than having friends that continue to hang out with your ex-girlfriend/ex-boyfriend.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Peeleisure

January 4th, 2009 · 2 Comments

pēlězh’ər verb Urinating in your free time. (If done right, it can be relaxing!)

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Fake Word Of the Day: Nadministration

January 3rd, 2009 · No Comments

nād-mĭn’ĭ-strā’shən noun An executive branch with huge balls and no brains. (Fortunately they are leaving on “Liberation Day”, Jan 20, 2009.)

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Fake Word Of the Day: Cashket

January 2nd, 2009 · No Comments

kāsh’kĭt noun A figurative place where the wealth of the United States citizens was buried in 2008.

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