Dougtionary

sěd’n-těr’ē ō’vər-lōd’ noun, state of mind. A condition caused by doing too little activity and desiring to do even less. When doing nothing becomes too much.

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kŏm’-hěd’ē noun Intelligent, above the belt humor that makes one laugh and think.

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nād-mĭt’n noun A nit cap like piece of clothing designed to keep the nutsack warm in cold weather.

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klôg’mīr’ noun A difficult or precarious folk dance.

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sāg’rə-vā’shən noun Internal irritation between the various actors guild factions. (If you haven’t heard, my name is all over the news — SAG fired exec director Doug Allen.) http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090127/ap_on_bi_ge/hollywood_labor_2

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sŏŏ-pər-’vlōō-əs adjective An overboard or inappropriate amount of lust, usually toward someone who is much younger.

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ĭn-kŏk’yōō-əs adjective Harsh, yet harmless.

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flākə-bəl adjective Able to be blown off. (One who is truly flakable won’t hold it against you when you are a no-show.)

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hām-trāk noun Mass transit for pigs.

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bī-pär’tē-zən noun One who goes to multiple events on a single night, or hops back and forth between several events or locations.

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brē’hāb’ noun A place where O.C. types go to get desnobbed before selling their expensive homes and moving to the midwest.

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nāsh’ə-nəl môl rĭ-tûrn’ dĭ-pärt’mənt noun The place in Washington D.C. where the American people will take their defective president and exchange him for a newer, smarter, hipper, better educated, more reasonable model of president, who will likely spend most of his term cleaning up the ginormous mess that was created by the defect. (Seriously, we [...]

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nět-rāf noun Disreputable people that you meet or encounter online.

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fān-tōs’tĭk adjective Describing a highly inspired speech, followed by a drink of champagne. noun A wonderful piece of warm browned bread.

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âr’gə-nŏm’ĭks noun Money from relatives that makes one more comfortable.

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kwĭt’ər-ə-chŏŏr’ noun A novel one starts to read multiple times but never finishes.

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blād-âr’-’gō conjunction, adverb Therefore, I have to pee. (I drank seven pints of Guinness, bladdergo. I’ll be right back.)

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kāsh-ē-ĭst adjective More than cashier. (kāsh-ē-ər) Having or appearing to have the most cash.

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mär’jər-ĭn-flī’ noun A butterfly with cholesterol below 200.

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hĭp’ē-kŏn’drē-ə noun An excessive preoccupation with tie died shirts, acoustic guitar music, VW buses and weed or other drugs.

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blŏg-kyŏŏr’ē-əs adjective Interested in a web log, but not actively posting anything on the internets.

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wŏŏ’mān’də-lĭn’ noun A musical instrument of the lute family that has a pear-shaped body, fretted neck with strings, and breasts.

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ĭg’ôr-ə-fō’bē-ə noun The fear of hunchbacks.

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stŭd-sěn’trĭk adjective Concerned with or focused on one’s own masculinity and ability to breed. (Today’s word was prompted by a comment to a post on 1/7/09)

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blŏg’goi-yō-vĭch noun One who writes short posts for the web and attempts to sell their posts to the highest bidder or trade them for an appointment to positions such as the Secretary of Health and Human Services, Secretary of Energy, or an ambassador to a country that can be neglected.

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hĭp’ō-glī-sē’mē-ə noun An abnormally low level of glucose in the blood of a large herbivorous mammal that lives in and around the rivers of tropical Africa.

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dātĭng prē-nŭp noun An agreement signed before two people start dating or in the early stages of dating, to ensure that if they split up, one does not lose the friends they had when the relationship started. There’s nothing worse than having friends that continue to hang out with your ex-girlfriend/ex-boyfriend.

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pēlězh’ər verb Urinating in your free time. (If done right, it can be relaxing!)

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nād-mĭn’ĭ-strā’shən noun An executive branch with huge balls and no brains. (Fortunately they are leaving on “Liberation Day”, Jan 20, 2009.)

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kāsh’kĭt noun A figurative place where the wealth of the United States citizens was buried in 2008.

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