Dougtionary

smärt-kär-těl’ noun An organized drug trafficking operation that uses fuel efficient vehicles and is committed to sustainable living and saving the environment by growing organic plants.

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sär’gāz’əm noun A series or an explosion of cutting or ironic remarks. (For added effect with this term, it can also be called “multiple sargasm”.)

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pō’lər-tĭks noun Polarizing politics. Arctic Governing.

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mād’əm-chärj noun A sircharge applied in a brothel. (I can hear the groans, and I appreciate that!)

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hou-strā’shən noun A disappointing or discouraging feeling that accompanies an experience of being stalled or thwarted when trying to purchase a home.

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chär’mə-rē noun A storehouse for one’s ability to attract or delight others.

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ŏs’kər lĭnt noun The fluff used as filler before and after the Academy Award show.

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prō-fān’ĭ-tē kən-dŭk’tər noun One who leads or orchestrates a group of people who spout obscenities on cue, much like a choir but with less talent and more alcohol.

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fōō wŏŏ-mān’chōō noun A really scary mustache on a female.

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grět verb The first time one feels sorrow or remorse for an act, fault or disappointment. The second time (or more) one feels sorrow or remorse for the same act, fault or disappointment is a regret.

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fī-nān’shəl klō’zhər noun The act of coming to terms with recent economic conditions and large monetary losses.

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tē’vē’sə noun Food ordered from a couch using a remote control, via a device like a Tivo.

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fĭng’gər chěl’ō noun A stringed musical instrument of the violin family that is squishy and can be eaten with the hands.

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bä-rŏ’klə-vä’ noun A presidential pastry dessert.

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jā fĭng name An irritating or abrasive Chinese person.

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sûr r’ə-brəl name A noble man with high intelligence.

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fělpĭng verb To print an incriminating picture in a publication or post it online.

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kā-shē’drəl noun A church of an organization that requires very large amounts of money from its membership, such as Scientology.

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trē-lŭng’kĭng verb To climb up into our down from a tall woody plant using fancy climbing gear.

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gŭv’ərn-měn’tl blōō bôlz noun A condition caused when the executive and legislative branch spend weeks talking about stimulus without any real action.

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sĭn-dĭf’ər-əns noun Lack of concern about immoral acts.

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sī-kŏl’ə-jē noun The science that deals with emotion expressed via an exhale.

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sěk’strə-vûrt’ noun A person concerned primarily with coitus.

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fī-r-är’kē noun A ranking, system or order in which people are dismissed from their jobs.

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mŏl’ə-tôf’ kŏkbāl noun A tantrum or violent verbal outburst towards another person, as demonstrated by Christian Bale. Syn: See Jim Cramer

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mŏn’ō-bŏl’ĭ-kəl adjective Showing mild wickedness typical of a less than effective devil.

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īd’l měth’ə-dōn’ noun A drug used at clinics that treat people who are addicted to reality singing programs.

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hôr’gən-zō’lə noun A cheese that is a product of a broken home and low self esteem and sells itself on the street for money or drugs.

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kěg doi’lē noun A lace mat intended for use under a barrel of beer. A product that ultimately failed due to its unmasculine name.

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