smärt-kär-těl’ noun An organized drug trafficking operation that uses fuel efficient vehicles and is committed to sustainable living and saving the environment by growing organic plants.
Entries from February 2009
Fake Word Of the Day: Smartcartel
February 28th, 2009 · No Comments
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Fake Word Of the Day: Sargasm
February 27th, 2009 · No Comments
sär’gāz’əm noun A series or an explosion of cutting or ironic remarks. (For added effect with this term, it can also be called “multiple sargasm”.)
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Fake Word Of the Day: Polartics
February 26th, 2009 · No Comments
pō’lər-tĭks noun Polarizing politics. Arctic Governing.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Madamcharge
February 25th, 2009 · No Comments
mād’əm-chärj noun A sircharge applied in a brothel. (I can hear the groans, and I appreciate that!)
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Fake Word Of the Day: Housetration
February 24th, 2009 · 3 Comments
hou-strā’shən noun A disappointing or discouraging feeling that accompanies an experience of being stalled or thwarted when trying to purchase a home.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Charmory
February 23rd, 2009 · No Comments
chär’mə-rē noun A storehouse for one’s ability to attract or delight others.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Oscar Lint
February 22nd, 2009 · No Comments
ŏs’kər lĭnt noun The fluff used as filler before and after the Academy Award show.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Profanity Conductor
February 21st, 2009 · No Comments
prō-fān’ĭ-tē kən-dŭk’tər noun One who leads or orchestrates a group of people who spout obscenities on cue, much like a choir but with less talent and more alcohol.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Fu Womanchu
February 20th, 2009 · No Comments
fōō wŏŏ-mān’chōō noun A really scary mustache on a female.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Gret
February 19th, 2009 · 2 Comments
grět verb The first time one feels sorrow or remorse for an act, fault or disappointment. The second time (or more) one feels sorrow or remorse for the same act, fault or disappointment is a regret.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Financial Closure
February 18th, 2009 · 2 Comments
fī-nān’shəl klō’zhər noun The act of coming to terms with recent economic conditions and large monetary losses.
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Fake Word Of the Day: TVeetsa
February 17th, 2009 · 2 Comments
tē’vē’sə noun Food ordered from a couch using a remote control, via a device like a Tivo.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Finger Cello
February 16th, 2009 · 1 Comment
fĭng’gər chěl’ō noun A stringed musical instrument of the violin family that is squishy and can be eaten with the hands.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Baracklava
February 15th, 2009 · No Comments
bä-rŏ’klə-vä’ noun A presidential pastry dessert.
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Fake Name Of the Day: Jay Fing
February 15th, 2009 · 4 Comments
jā fĭng name An irritating or abrasive Chinese person.
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Fake Name of The Day: Sir Rebral
February 14th, 2009 · 4 Comments
sûr r’ə-brəl name A noble man with high intelligence.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Phelping
February 13th, 2009 · 1 Comment
fělpĭng verb To print an incriminating picture in a publication or post it online.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Cashedral
February 12th, 2009 · No Comments
kā-shē’drəl noun A church of an organization that requires very large amounts of money from its membership, such as Scientology.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Treelunking
February 11th, 2009 · 1 Comment
trē-lŭng’kĭng verb To climb up into our down from a tall woody plant using fancy climbing gear.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Governmental Blue Balls
February 10th, 2009 · 1 Comment
gŭv’ərn-měn’tl blōō bôlz noun A condition caused when the executive and legislative branch spend weeks talking about stimulus without any real action.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Sindifference
February 9th, 2009 · No Comments
sĭn-dĭf’ər-əns noun Lack of concern about immoral acts.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Sighchology
February 8th, 2009 · No Comments
sī-kŏl’ə-jē noun The science that deals with emotion expressed via an exhale.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Sextrovert
February 7th, 2009 · 1 Comment
sěk’strə-vûrt’ noun A person concerned primarily with coitus.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Firearchy
February 6th, 2009 · 1 Comment
fī-r-är’kē noun A ranking, system or order in which people are dismissed from their jobs.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Molotov Cockbale
February 5th, 2009 · 2 Comments
mŏl’ə-tôf’ kŏkbāl noun A tantrum or violent verbal outburst towards another person, as demonstrated by Christian Bale. Syn: See Jim Cramer
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Fake Word Of the Day: Monobolical
February 4th, 2009 · No Comments
mŏn’ō-bŏl’ĭ-kəl adjective Showing mild wickedness typical of a less than effective devil.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Idol Methadone
February 3rd, 2009 · No Comments
īd’l měth’ə-dōn’ noun A drug used at clinics that treat people who are addicted to reality singing programs.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Whoregonzola
February 2nd, 2009 · 1 Comment
hôr’gən-zō’lə noun A cheese that is a product of a broken home and low self esteem and sells itself on the street for money or drugs.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Keg Doily
February 1st, 2009 · No Comments
kěg doi’lē noun A lace mat intended for use under a barrel of beer. A product that ultimately failed due to its unmasculine name.
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