Dougtionary

pŏs’-hŏŏm’əs adjective Arising, occurring, or continuing after making a middle eastern chickpea dip.

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māk’stə-sē noun Extreme happiness resulting from getting one’s repaired Mac back from the Applestore or from purchasing a brand new Macintosh computer.

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prē-tîr’ē-ər noun The opposite side of the buttocks. The area exposed when one “suns” as opposed to when one “moons” another person.

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prē-hə-məs adjective Occurring before one is born.

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lĭk’ər-lōō’shən noun An alcoholic revolt.

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krīm ärk noun A group of people that are somewhat less organized than a crime ring.

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mŏm’ə-nəs adjective Matriarchal menacing or threatening.

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měs-tĭs’ə-pā’shən noun The act of being anxious about the mess that will result, or dreading cleaning up a mess that you or others have already created.

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rŏb’vē-əs adjective Recognized as something that is easily stolen, like a car with keys left on the dash.

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hous-tĭs’ə-pā’shən noun Expectation and excitement related toward the purchase of a house. Typically the time between the initial offer and a signed purchase agreement, and also the time between signed purchase agreement to the close of escrow. It’s even worse than being a child and anticipating Christmas.

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bōō’mə-rāng’-zī’ĭ-tē noun Distress or uneasiness of mind caused by something that’s bound to circle back around and hit you.

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blûr-ŏk’rə-sē noun A gray or hazy area of red tape and administration.

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kām’əlmēl noun An Egyptian tea.

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měth’ĭks noun Rules of conduct recognized in the drug world.

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chāp’ə-thět’ĭk adjective Indifference towards leather leggings.

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vāj’ĭ-tāt’ěd adjective The female equivalent of blue balls.

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slāng-zī’ĭ-tē noun Distress or uneasiness caused by fear of jargon or informal vocabulary.

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ĭm-pərv’ĭ-zā’shən noun The act of extemporaneously being sexually deviant or immoral.

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kŭn’ĭ-lĭng-gwĭs’tĭks noun The science of talking about oral sex.

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hô-rā’shəs adjective Exceedingly eager to hire a hooker.

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ou’tə-rŭpt’ verb To stand up in the middle of a meeting and walk out without saying a word.

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tôr’sōbŏŏk noun A social networking site that incorporates a bit more than just the face.

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är’bĭ-trěr’ē dā noun A national holiday that occurs whenever. Typically there are no organized celebrations, nor does anyone celebrate this holiday at the same time.

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něk’tī’ päs’tə noun Less common than bowtie, and much harder to eat, especially the really wide varieties.

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cär’bĭ-trěr’ē adjective Subject to individual whim or impulse towards starchy foods.

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skrēm’līn’ĭng verb Improving efficiency and making it easier for someone else to yell at you.

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pē’tər pān-děm’ĭk noun A widespread disease that causes people to refuse to grow up.

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běn ānd jěr’ē-mān’dər verb To redraw district lines to include more ice cream shops.

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fāb’stə-nəns noun Going low key. Avoiding fancy attention getting clothes, staying away from department stores, trendy nightclubs or other hotspots.

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sō’lō-brāt’ verb To observe an occasion with appropriate festivity all by oneself. Drinking alone.

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