Dougtionary

stŭf ĭn-fěk’shən
noun
A condition often not diagnosed until one moves from one residence to another and realizes they have too much shit.

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mōōvĭng bŏks kŏn’sən-trā’shən
noun
A game played typically when moving into a new house, where one tries to find a specific item by opening the least number of boxes. Similar to the card game concentration, but involving a lot more work and frustration.

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ās-tĭk’yə-lĭt
verb
To speak clearly from one’s ass.

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brĭ-mō’shən
noun
A strong feeling towards a white to light yellow gourmet cheese.

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nŏz’ə-lē’əm
noun
A place where garden hose spray handles are laid to rest.

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skō-hôl’
noun
The Miami-Dade street painters union.

Miami-Dade: Painters misspell the word ’school’ in school zone. (article in the Sun Sentinel)

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sěs’ə-mē twēt
noun
A 140 character or less message from Elmo and/or other muppets.

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pär’kə-lěp’sē
noun
A condition characterized by frequent and uncontrollable periods of deep sleep in public grassy areas.

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flāsh’ən
noun
Clothing that can’t be ignored.

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bŏks’-stə-kəl
noun
A cardboard container that gets in the way, obstructs or hinders, especially a high quantity in a small apartment.

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pāk-zôs’chən
noun
Extreme fatigue from packing all of one’s possessions in preparation for a move.

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dōō-shā’
interjection
Used in argument, conversation or debate. If one person presents an argument and another delivers an arrogant or inconsiderate response, the first person may respond with “douché” as a way of acknowledging an a-hole response.

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ěs’krō’ fī’bər
noun
Something our escrow company clearly has not been getting enough of, causing the transaction not to move along smoothly and resulting in unnecessary delays to our closing date.
Real estate roughage.

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dōō’flĭ-kĭt
noun
Doofus + duplicate.
Typically occurs in real estate transactions when buyers or sellers are asked to sign a new copy of the exact same document that they already signed, and the escrow agent can’t explain why it “needs” to be signed again.

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hānd krām-pī’tĭs
noun
Limited use of the hand due to overextension from signing a ton of loan and escrow documents when buying a house.

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nĭm’bə-sĭl
noun
A weatherman who doesn’t know the different types of clouds.

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hôr’jəs
adjective
Dazzlingly beautiful and promiscuous.

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hām’ə-nə
noun
Endurance and determination for eating large amounts of pork products.

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dŭm’-mŏl’ĭsh
noun
Destroying something stupid. Can be either something that is already destroyed or something you’ll later regret destroying.
Jeff woke up the next morning after the party and discovered he had thrown his television through the large picture window. He dumbolished it.

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thĭn’ĭ-kē
adjective
Fussy about weight when one is unhealthily thin, often seen in anorexics or bulimics.

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frē-ās’kō
noun
A complete failure that doesn’t cost anything.

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trī-nām’ĭk
adjective
50% more effective than dynamic.

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krŏk-sŭk’ər
noun
Anyone who buys or wears plastic clogs.

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sāng-zī’ĭ-tē
noun
Emotional distress about singing that occurs afterwards.

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fēstə-ēstə
noun
A person in the food industry, especially one who works at a buffet.

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ělf děp’rĭ-kāt’ĭng
adjective
Belittling or undervaluing oneself, specifically by a sprite or fairy.

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rŏk’ĭ-tîr’ĭng
noun
The practice of conducting or engaging in extortion from NASA or the production of liquor in outer space.

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brĭ-lā’tĭd
adjective
Very happy, proud or excited over a gourmet cheese.

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sāb’ə-tûr’kē
noun
A bird involved in undermining and causing things to go afowl.

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pē-krās’tə-nāt’
verb
To avoid urinating until it becomes painfully urgent, often when there is no bathroom anywhere nearby.

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