stŭf ĭn-fěk’shən
noun
A condition often not diagnosed until one moves from one residence to another and realizes they have too much shit.
Entries from June 2009
Fake Word Of the Day: Stuff Infection
June 30th, 2009 · No Comments
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Fake Word Of the Day: Moving Box Concentration
June 29th, 2009 · No Comments
mōōvĭng bŏks kŏn’sən-trā’shən
noun
A game played typically when moving into a new house, where one tries to find a specific item by opening the least number of boxes. Similar to the card game concentration, but involving a lot more work and frustration.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Assticulate
June 28th, 2009 · No Comments
ās-tĭk’yə-lĭt
verb
To speak clearly from one’s ass.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Briemotion
June 27th, 2009 · No Comments
brĭ-mō’shən
noun
A strong feeling towards a white to light yellow gourmet cheese.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Nozzleum
June 26th, 2009 · No Comments
nŏz’ə-lē’əm
noun
A place where garden hose spray handles are laid to rest.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Scohol
June 25th, 2009 · No Comments
skō-hôl’
noun
The Miami-Dade street painters union.
Miami-Dade: Painters misspell the word ’school’ in school zone. (article in the Sun Sentinel)
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Fake Word Of the Day: Sesame Tweet
June 24th, 2009 · No Comments
sěs’ə-mē twēt
noun
A 140 character or less message from Elmo and/or other muppets.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Parkolepsy
June 23rd, 2009 · No Comments
pär’kə-lěp’sē
noun
A condition characterized by frequent and uncontrollable periods of deep sleep in public grassy areas.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Flashion
June 22nd, 2009 · No Comments
flāsh’ən
noun
Clothing that can’t be ignored.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Boxtacle
June 21st, 2009 · No Comments
bŏks’-stə-kəl
noun
A cardboard container that gets in the way, obstructs or hinders, especially a high quantity in a small apartment.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Packxaustion
June 20th, 2009 · No Comments
pāk-zôs’chən
noun
Extreme fatigue from packing all of one’s possessions in preparation for a move.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Douché
June 19th, 2009 · No Comments
dōō-shā’
interjection
Used in argument, conversation or debate. If one person presents an argument and another delivers an arrogant or inconsiderate response, the first person may respond with “douché” as a way of acknowledging an a-hole response.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Escrow Fiber
June 18th, 2009 · No Comments
ěs’krō’ fī’bər
noun
Something our escrow company clearly has not been getting enough of, causing the transaction not to move along smoothly and resulting in unnecessary delays to our closing date.
Real estate roughage.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Dooflicate
June 17th, 2009 · No Comments
dōō’flĭ-kĭt
noun
Doofus + duplicate.
Typically occurs in real estate transactions when buyers or sellers are asked to sign a new copy of the exact same document that they already signed, and the escrow agent can’t explain why it “needs” to be signed again.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Hand Crampitis
June 16th, 2009 · No Comments
hānd krām-pī’tĭs
noun
Limited use of the hand due to overextension from signing a ton of loan and escrow documents when buying a house.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Nimbusile
June 15th, 2009 · No Comments
nĭm’bə-sĭl
noun
A weatherman who doesn’t know the different types of clouds.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Whoregeous
June 14th, 2009 · No Comments
hôr’jəs
adjective
Dazzlingly beautiful and promiscuous.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Hamina
June 13th, 2009 · No Comments
hām’ə-nə
noun
Endurance and determination for eating large amounts of pork products.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Dumbolish
June 12th, 2009 · No Comments
dŭm’-mŏl’ĭsh
noun
Destroying something stupid. Can be either something that is already destroyed or something you’ll later regret destroying.
Jeff woke up the next morning after the party and discovered he had thrown his television through the large picture window. He dumbolished it.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Thinicky
June 11th, 2009 · No Comments
thĭn’ĭ-kē
adjective
Fussy about weight when one is unhealthily thin, often seen in anorexics or bulimics.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Freeasco
June 10th, 2009 · No Comments
frē-ās’kō
noun
A complete failure that doesn’t cost anything.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Trinamic
June 9th, 2009 · No Comments
trī-nām’ĭk
adjective
50% more effective than dynamic.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Crocsucker
June 8th, 2009 · No Comments
krŏk-sŭk’ər
noun
Anyone who buys or wears plastic clogs.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Sangxiety
June 7th, 2009 · No Comments
sāng-zī’ĭ-tē
noun
Emotional distress about singing that occurs afterwards.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Feastaista
June 6th, 2009 · No Comments
fēstə-ēstə
noun
A person in the food industry, especially one who works at a buffet.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Elf Deprecating
June 5th, 2009 · No Comments
ělf děp’rĭ-kāt’ĭng
adjective
Belittling or undervaluing oneself, specifically by a sprite or fairy.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Rocketeering
June 4th, 2009 · No Comments
rŏk’ĭ-tîr’ĭng
noun
The practice of conducting or engaging in extortion from NASA or the production of liquor in outer space.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Brielated
June 3rd, 2009 · No Comments
brĭ-lā’tĭd
adjective
Very happy, proud or excited over a gourmet cheese.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Saboteurkey
June 2nd, 2009 · No Comments
sāb’ə-tûr’kē
noun
A bird involved in undermining and causing things to go afowl.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Peecrastinate
June 1st, 2009 · No Comments
pē-krās’tə-nāt’
verb
To avoid urinating until it becomes painfully urgent, often when there is no bathroom anywhere nearby.
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