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Fake Word Of the Day: Chocolacide

July 8th, 2009 · No Comments

chô’kə-lĭ-sīd’

noun

Death by falling into a vat of chocolate, which occurred to a temporary worker at the Cocoa Services Inc plant in New Jersey, today.

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This death was foreshadowed many years ago by the Smothers Brothers.

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