Dougtionary

“Doug is destroying the English language at an alarming rate.” –Doug’s high school English teacher.

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Entries from July 2009

Fake Word Of the Day: Home Depot Lap

July 2nd, 2009 · No Comments

hōm dē’pō lāp noun A single segment or round trip out of many successive trips to the hardware store.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Housetipated

July 1st, 2009 · No Comments

houstə-pā’tĭd adjective Affected by too much shit at one’s residence and having problems clearing it out.

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