Dougtionary

pŭg-jěs’chən noun An idea, offered by a small short-haired dog with a wrinkly face.

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när’kĭ-sĭz’əm noun Excessive taddling on onself or turning oneself in to authorities.

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bə-lōō’nə-tĭk noun One who does unnatural things with helium filled party favors.

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mē’lə-jē noun A memorial speech at a funeral or wake, spoken by the person who passed away.

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frô-dās’ĭ-tē noun Bold or daring deceit or trickery.

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trē-lŭng’kĭng verb To climb into or out of a tree using expensive climbing gear.

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těm’pŏŏ-rə lōb noun A region of the cerebral cortex that is involved in cravings of fried Japanese food and also involved in a condition discovered by the Vapors, known as “Turning Japanese“.

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fə noun A small mythical town in China that is the topic of many off color jokes.

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kärt’skwâr noun A much more difficult maneuver done before the invention of the wheel.

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rŭm-pěk’tə-mē noun A surgical procedure to remove of one’s ass, which can then be handed to them on a platter.

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kär-ouns noun Quite a bit less than a carton.

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kām’əl-fläzh’ noun A method of concealing personnel or equipment by adding humps.

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brē-sěsh’ən noun A period of contracting or collapsing gourmet cheese.

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āp’əl-ěp’sē noun A disorder characterized by convulsions or loss of consciousness whenever a new Macintosh or iPhone product is announced or released.

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kā-sō rä Expression. Whatever cheese will be.

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bär-tŏg’rə-fûr noun One who records charts or maps of saloons. One who takes pictures of saloons and or the saloon’s patrons.

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bĭl-ār’ĭ-tē noun Cheerfulness and laughter from my ex-roommate William.

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kär’d-nŭl noun An official of the Roman Catholic Church who does not exist.

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krāp’tən noun The head of a ship who leads by defecation.

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chĭl-ār’ĭ-tē noun Cheerfulness and laughter when casually hanging out with friends.

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kās’trō-āt’ verb To remove a Cuban leader from power.

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kān’ən-ŏs’kə-pē noun Examination of a cannon with a cannonoscope.

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splāt’ə-klĭz’əm noun A disaster that occurs in the kitchen, usually with soft or runny foods and/or sauces.

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sām tīm zōn jět’lāg’ noun Fatigue due to staying up too late packing and getting up too early for a short flight that doesn’t involve a time change.

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kā’pə-bəl adjective Having the ability to wear a sleeveless outer garment that ties at the neck.

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blōō’thə-nā’zhə noun Mercy killing for the family from Arrested Development.

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âr’ē-ə fĭf’tē wŭn rŭg noun A thick fabric designed to cover only part of a floor. That’s all we can tell you about it. The rest is highly classified.

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pē-’âr’ə-noid’ adjective Characterized by an irrational fear of the French.

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smāg’mə noun Dirty molten material that collects beneath the earth’s crust.

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ěf’ĭt-dā’vĭt noun An obscene or offensive declaration made after a large consumption of alcohol. A vulgar declaration or curse word, often spouted when giving up due to excessive frustration.

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