Dougtionary

dām-nē’zhə noun A memory loss of all the bad things one has done in their life.

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shâr’lə-tən noun An impostor who tries to pass themselves off as Cherilyn Sarkisian.

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sī’kāk noun A dessert served to John Edward on his birthday.

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frē’sēz noun Crap you don’t have to pay for.

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kōt chēz noun A dairy product aged in a jacket pocket.

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chāntĭ-dōt’ noun A phrase or slogan, repeated rhythmically and insistently by a crowd, that neutralizes or counteracts the effects of a poison.

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fôr’jə-rē noun A crime of filing documents and falsely claiming to have no money or assets, in order to receive monetary aid from government programs or charity organizations.

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dō-māns’ noun A love affair with money or uncooked bread.

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chä-chä-grĭn’ noun Disappointment, humiliation, embarrassment, or mental unease caused by a Latin American ballroom dance.

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nŏn-fākt’shən noun A newsish looking TV show, typically on cable, with a host or anchor(s) that pass misinformation, disinformation and blatant lies as if it were truth, aimed at an audience that is either unable or unwilling to think for themselves.

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out-těl’ə-jəns noun A capacity for critical thinking and reasoning that has been deferred or handed off to a newsish cable show.

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strē’mĭst adjective Ordinary, central or well within boundaries.

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bärcht verb To be extremely thirsty and in need of a cold beer.

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fān-tāg’ə-nĭst noun A devotee with an overzealous interest in a famous person, whose actions cause them end up on the receiving end of a restraining order.

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ə-pŏk’ə-lĭps’ō noun Widespread disaster set to Harry Belafonte music.

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stī-mŏm’ĭ-tər noun A device that measures the untidiness of a room.

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hôst’ěd adjective Full of energy.

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pŭn-kŭsh’ən noun A brain injury resulting from a really bad paronomasia.

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bûr’nĭ-chər noun Household Items such as tables, chairs, desks and couches that have outlived their usefulness and are begging to be lit on fire outside on the patio. Anything made of wicker, even if it is still functional, because it flames up quickly, which is really really cool. Note: While the first definition can be [...]

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lěp’ər yîr noun A year when there’s one extra person with leprosy born in February.

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shmîr-nôf noun Vodka and cream cheese.

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dōō nŏt kou lĭst noun A program started by the federal government that allows one to opt-out of friends’ Facebook posts from applications such as Farmville.

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hä’kōō’nə nŏn grä’tə phrase or expression No worries about being unwelcome.

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län’châ-rā’ noun Intimate apparel designed for wearing when lounging on outdoor furniture.

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prēô’fĭs noun A place that loses your mail before you send it.

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fŭn’jənt adjective Enjoyable and having a strong or overpowering smell.

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frô’dē-əns noun One who witnesses or is a victim of a scam, such as Bernie Madoff’s ponzi.

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fō-těn’shəl adjective Appearing to have possibility or capability when actually being a dud or having no value or usefulness at all.

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blĭng-gwĭs’tĭks noun The science or study of expensive jewelry that is worn to show off wealth and excess.

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shē-ās’kō noun A situation where one picks up a hot woman and later finds out she’s really a man.

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