Dougtionary

dām-nē’zhə
noun
A memory loss of all the bad things one has done in their life.

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shâr’lə-tən
noun
An impostor who tries to pass themselves off as Cherilyn Sarkisian.

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sī’kāk
noun
A dessert served to John Edward on his birthday.

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frē’sēz
noun
Crap you don’t have to pay for.

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kōt chēz
noun
A dairy product aged in a jacket pocket.

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chāntĭ-dōt’
noun
A phrase or slogan, repeated rhythmically and insistently by a crowd, that neutralizes or counteracts the effects of a poison.

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fôr’jə-rē
noun
A crime of filing documents and falsely claiming to have no money or assets, in order to receive monetary aid from government programs or charity organizations.

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dō-māns’
noun
A love affair with money or uncooked bread.

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chä-chä-grĭn’
noun
Disappointment, humiliation, embarrassment, or mental unease caused by a Latin American ballroom dance.

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nŏn-fākt’shən
noun
A newsish looking TV show, typically on cable, with a host or anchor(s) that pass misinformation, disinformation and blatant lies as if it were truth, aimed at an audience that is either unable or unwilling to think for themselves.

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out-těl’ə-jəns
noun
A capacity for critical thinking and reasoning that has been deferred or handed off to a newsish cable show.

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strē’mĭst
adjective
Ordinary, central or well within boundaries.

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bärcht
verb
To be extremely thirsty and in need of a cold beer.

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fān-tāg’ə-nĭst
noun
A devotee with an overzealous interest in a famous person, whose actions cause them end up on the receiving end of a restraining order.

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ə-pŏk’ə-lĭps’ō
noun
Widespread disaster set to Harry Belafonte music.

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stī-mŏm’ĭ-tər
noun
A device that measures the untidiness of a room.

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hôst’ěd
adjective
Full of energy.

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pŭn-kŭsh’ən
noun
A brain injury resulting from a really bad paronomasia.

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bûr’nĭ-chər
noun
Household Items such as tables, chairs, desks and couches that have outlived their usefulness and are begging to be lit on fire outside on the patio.
Anything made of wicker, even if it is still functional, because it flames up quickly, which is really really cool.
Note: While the first definition can be somewhat subjective, it has [...]

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lěp’ər yîr
noun
A year when there’s one extra person with leprosy born in February.

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shmîr-nôf
noun
Vodka and cream cheese.

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dōō nŏt kou lĭst
noun
A program started by the federal government that allows one to opt-out of friends’ Facebook posts from applications such as Farmville.

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hä’kōō’nə nŏn grä’tə
phrase or expression
No worries about being unwelcome.

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län’châ-rā’
noun
Intimate apparel designed for wearing when lounging on outdoor furniture.

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prēô’fĭs
noun
A place that loses your mail before you send it.

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fŭn’jənt
adjective
Enjoyable and having a strong or overpowering smell.

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frô’dē-əns
noun
One who witnesses or is a victim of a scam, such as Bernie Madoff’s ponzi.

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fō-těn’shəl
adjective
Appearing to have possibility or capability when actually being a dud or having no value or usefulness at all.

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blĭng-gwĭs’tĭks
noun
The science or study of expensive jewelry that is worn to show off wealth and excess.

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shē-ās’kō
noun
A situation where one picks up a hot woman and later finds out she’s really a man.

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