Dougtionary

klâr-voi-yûr’
noun
One who uses non-traditional senses to spy on people while they are changing clothes or showering.

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thěs’pē-ə-näzh’
noun
The act of spying on and obtaining trade secrets from actors.

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brěs’tō
noun
A pasta topping consisting of basil, olive oil, garlic, pine nuts, and cheese made from the milk of a human.

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pāl’kə-hô-lĭz’əm
noun
A chronic disorder characterized by a dependence on one’s buddies.

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ə-plôz’trə-fō’bē-ə
noun
An abnormal fear of clapping.

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trān’ē-məl
noun
A cross dressing mammal.

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klōkwē-əl
adjective
Characteristic of a familiar or ordinary garment.

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hě-lō’-fənt
noun
A large herbivorous mammal of south-central Asia or Africa that enjoys greeting others.

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klō’zhər
noun
The act of becoming de-attached from a favorite garment and getting rid of it because it has gone out of style.

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bāth’ə-lŏj’ĭ-kəl
adjective
Relating to severe wrinkling of the skin, similar to spending too much time in the water.

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flô’strə-fō’bē-ə
noun
An abnormal fear of imperfection.

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shrĭv’əl ěn’jə-nîr’
noun
One whose training or occupation is in the design and production of a swimsuit that protects and prevents shrinkage of the male anatomy in cold water.

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sěr’ən-trĭp’ĭ-tē
noun
Good fortune, coupled with stumbling or falling to the ground.

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wûrd’ə-vûr’sə-rē
noun
An annual celebration of words, in this case, fake words posted on Dougtionary.com.
** That’s right! Today is the 2 year wordiversary of Dougtionary, and this is fake word # 732, thanks to the leap year in 2008.
And yes, we have cake!

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māt’rə-mō’nē-mō’nē
noun
The wedding version of a song written by Tommy James and covered by Billy Idol. (This is the version where you don’t scream profanities, especially if your grandmother is in attendance.)

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gôr’jəl
noun
A courteous or gracious hard-shelled fruit whose dried shell is used for bowls, utensils or decoration, often seen around Halloween and Thanksgiving time.

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brē-tŏks’
noun
Short for brietoxification
verb
To brietoxify. To rid one’s body of a gourmet cheese.

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lŭv pār’ə-lěl’ə-grām’
noun
A romantic relationship involving four people and being slightly skewed.
Similar to a love triangle, but much more complicated.

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bŭf’ə-lō’ mān’
noun
A Chinese noodle dish that is eaten at home on the range.

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ə-byōō’zĭ-kəl
noun
A play that contains a physically or mentally violent relationship set to music.

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jāk’ās’trə-fē
noun
A widespread disaster caused by someone who lacks any amount of common sense.

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mə-säzh’ə-nĭst
noun
One with an extreme hatred or distrust of masseuses or masseurs.

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châr-ĭz’mə
noun
A piece of furniture with a special magnetic charm or appeal.

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rŏb’jĭkt
noun
An item that is taken from another person against their will.

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āng’gə-rōō’
noun
A person who bounces in and out of an event and through crowds, disrupting the party and making everyone mad.

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bĭr’ĭ-tāt’ĭng
adjective
Annoying or provoking caused by the consumption of alcohol.

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hôr’ē-ŏg’rə-fē
noun
A dance arrangement specifically for a group of prostitutes.

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kāst-prē’shē-ā’shən
noun
Gratitude or thankfulness for an amazing group of actors.

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krōō’ĭ-tōōd’
noun
The state of being thankful or grateful for the support and talent of a group of professionals that work on a film.

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shēp yîr
noun
A year when one gets to have sex with one extra sheep during the month of February.

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