Dougtionary

nŭn’ěm-ploi’mənt noun An individual or group of women belonging to a religious order involving chastity and obedience, who are unable to find work.

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whĭm-prōōv’ verb To make something better on an impulse with little thought or planning.

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doi’lē-trēz noun An ornamental mat used for grooming oneself.

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shrĭl’ĭ-tənt noun A person engaged in warfare or combat who has a high pitched and piercing voice.

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vāl’yōōz pāk noun A disease that results in suspending rational thought and blindly following someone believed to have similar ideals.

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kŏm’ə-tōs’ adjective Affected with or characterized by unconsciously, adding copious ,amounts of commas,,, where, they, don’t, belong,

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flŏp’tə-mĭst noun One who positively believes a feature film will tank.

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dŭst-flŭs’tər noun A vacuum that for no apparent reason, only works sporadically.

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skrēm’plā’ noun A horror script.

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běv-mō sōō’pər-sīz noun A ginormous bottle of alcohol that takes two people to carry.

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skŏf kô’fē noun A lower class, cheaper brewed drink that comes from a large pot, rather than a barista.

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fə-lä’s’əl noun An imprint of a middle eastern fried chick pea ball that is preserved in the earth’s crust.

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hō’hôk’ noun A slutty woman with a thin strip of hair.

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frāp’rə-pō’ noun A blended coffee drink served or consumed at an opportune time.

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fŏŏt-jûrk rē-āk’shən noun An involuntary action causing one to swiftly kick their foot firmly into the ass of someone who needs an instant attitude adjustment.

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lěm’ĭng-ād’ noun Something to make when life gives you lemmings.

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kyōō’bĭ–sīd’ noun Death by cubicle, often assisted by monotony and boredom.

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pē-kŏn’ə-mē noun The act of saving or spending one’s urine.

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dôr-ās’kŏt’ noun The Doritos Mascot. (Featured in our commercials, below)

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sō-wŏt’shə-lĭst noun One who doesn’t care who owns the means of producing and distributing goods.

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mŭl’tē-flās’kĭng noun Concurrent concealment of more than one container of alcohol in a jacket pocket.

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pē-lŭng’kĭng verb Urinating while hanging from a rope.

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ī-ō-tä’päs noun Extremely tiny appetizers.

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skrĭm’ə-nā’shən noun The act of indistinction.

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pōst’mə-nĭsh’ən noun A feeling of anticipation over something that has already happened.

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hā’thē-ĭst noun One who does not believe in interjections.

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mŏn-sōōn’tāng noun A ginormous wet spot.

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flĭng-gwĭs’tĭks noun The study of casual sexual relationships.

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brīd’kĭk’ noun The maid of honor at a wedding.

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gĭn-dĭf’ər-əns noun Lack of concern over which brand of alcohol is used in a gimlet.

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