Dougtionary

brō-hāb’ĭ-tā’shən noun Sharing a room, such as a dorm room, with a close friend.

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ĭn’tər-ĭm-jŏb noun A temporary or provisional arrangement for gratification.

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klŏk’ər spān’yəl noun A dog that can tell time.

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kou’ə-blāng’kə noun The barnyard version of the Bogart classic.

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ĭn’frôg-nē’tō noun The state of being disguised as Kermit.

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brē-lŭng’kər noun A person who explores cheese chiefly as a hobby.

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sō’shəl āl’kə-hô’lĭk noun One who only drinks excessively in the company of friends.

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fŏnt spŏn’tə-nē’ĭ-tē noun An impulsive use of varying typefaces.

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də-brē’-lôgd adjective Surrounded by or saturated with debris, often from runoff of a huge rainstorm.

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mŭd wô’tər-lôg’d adjective Surrounded by or saturated with mud from landslides or rainstorm runoff.

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jāk’tə-vĭz’əm noun Fake activism. Tweeting or joining Facebook groups but not doing jack shit to really help or further the cause or issue.

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sě-rān’dĭp-ĭ-tē noun Good fortune with plastic wrap.

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chĭm’plə-mənt verb To put into effect with a plan so simple that monkeys could do it.

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kěn’tə-mŏl’ə-jē noun The study of Superman.

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blä-měnt’ noun A mild or almost nonexistent expression of grief or sorrow.

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dŭb’əl-yōō-nēk’ adjective Twice as much of having no equal.

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sh’rōōm’ər-əs adj Amounting to a large number of fungish properties.

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klŭs’tər-zŭk noun Uncontrolled chaos when Jeff Zucker messes with the late night TV schedule in an attempt to accommodate Jay Leno at Conan O’Brien’s expense.

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hŭm-pěk’tə-mē noun The removal of a horny dog from one’s leg.

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jā’hěm’ noun Chaos and disorder in both prime time and late night television because NBC execs can’t live with their bad decisions and Jay Leno refuses to retire.

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jāfĭng verb Irritating the newest host of the Tonight Show by changing the timeslot.

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sōō’shěf noun The second in command in a Native American kitchen.

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snŏb’jĭkt noun An expensive item purchased specifically for showing off status.

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drŭ-māt’ĭk adjective Startling or sensational, with percussion.

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rīt’spə-rā’shən noun Something that encourages one to create with words on the page.

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yěm’ən-ěm’ĭn-ěm noun A rapper from the Arabian Peninsula. Shortly after his birth, his father abandoned his family. Until he was twelve, Yemeneminem and his mother moved between various cities and towns before settling in a suburb of Sana’a. After procuring a copy of the Beastie Boys album Licensed to Ill as a teenager, Yemeneminem became [...]

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chōtz noun Testicles. Justice Antonin Scalia is so uptight with the use of proper language, that he needs to be kicked in the choates. If you need proof, check out this article.

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jĭm-crā’zē-əm noun The frenzy of people signing contracts with fitness clubs that occurs in January and causes a month or two of congestion around weight machines, treadmills and other fitness equipment, which eventually tapers off in mid-March as resolutions are abandoned.

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wēk’ə-lōō’shən noun A New Year’s resolution that lasts less than 7 days.

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mŭnth’ə-lōō’shən noun A New Year’s resolution that lasts less than 30 days.

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