Dougtionary

fěl’ən-tīnz’ dā noun A holiday that is celebrated by giving candy and exchanging greeting cards with convicts.

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sāk rĭ-lĭj’əs Noun The practice of worshiping nads.

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ās rěk’əg-nĭsh’ən noun A feature in Cadillac cars that identifies one’s butt and automatically adjusts the seats and mirrors to one’s presets.

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də-brē’-lŭng’kĭng verb Using climbing gear to navigate through the neighborhood after a storm leaves tree branches, logs and trash scattered all over the neighborhood.

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strēt kə-nōō’ĭng verb Paddling a boat down the street after a ginormous rainstorm floods the neighborhood.

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ôr-gān’ĭk cär’dn noun Something that grows inside one’s car, usually from not cleaning it for long periods of time or from leaving food in it while parked in a sunny spot.

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fāktĭsh adjective Characterized as truth when it really is not. Often used by politicians or television shows that pretend to be news.

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fō-kā’shən A fake occupation, often used in conversation to impress a total stranger.

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brĭ-sěsh’ən noun A severe economic decline where rich people can no longer afford to buy gourmet cheeses.

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ē’māl’ slŭsh noun Crud that clogs up your inbox and can make it difficult to find legitimate messages from friends or colleagues.

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bī-fär’tĭ-zən noun A condition or situation where both political parties are doing nothing but emitting gas.

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ōm’ə-lĭt noun A breakfast egg dish that has electrical resistance.

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kī’āk’əl noun An extremely humorous canoey type water sport that causes a shrill laughter.

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rō’mə-tōs’ noun An unconscious tomato.

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