Dougtionary

“Doug is destroying the English language at an alarming rate.” –Doug’s high school English teacher.

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Entries from January 2011

Fake Word Of the Day: Fugilist

January 16th, 2011 · 2 Comments

ˈfyü-jə-list noun A boxer who flees from prosecution. (Note: not to be confused with fugliest.)

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Fake Word Of the Day: Trioritize

January 14th, 2011 · No Comments

trī-ˈȯr-ə-ˌtīz verb To rank in order of importance with three or more items placed in the most important or #1 slot.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Halffeine

January 13th, 2011 · No Comments

ha-ˈfēn noun A half-caf.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Burder

January 12th, 2011 · No Comments

ˈbər-dər noun The crime of killing a large flock of feathered animals while they are in flight.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Blastphemy

January 4th, 2011 · No Comments

ˈblast-fə-mē noun Using force or destructive acts in an attempt to impose your version of God’s will on others.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Carrot Legging

January 3rd, 2011 · No Comments

ˈker-ət ˈle-giŋ verb A competition that involves stuffing one’s pants with numerous long pointed orange vegetables. This activity is the vegan version of Ferret Legging.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Goat Check

January 2nd, 2011 · No Comments

ˈgōt ˈchek noun A service provided at events where one can safely leave their Capra hircus or other sheep-like animals.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Yangover

January 1st, 2011 · No Comments

ˈyaŋ-ō-vər noun Having the symptoms, often including headaches and or queasiness, due to a deficiency or imbalance of yin.

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