Dougtionary

brü-ˈtēn noun A habit related to consumption of beer, typically frequency or method of drinking. Example: “My brewtine is to begin my evening with three high quality beers, followed by twelve or more cheap beers.” “My brewtine is to shotgun the first three beers for a quick buzz and then pace myself for the remainder [...]

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mā-ˈnäzh-ä-ˈbä noun A three way relationship involving two sheep and a human.

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bräk-ˈtä-lə-jē noun A branch of medicine dealing with a broccoli’s rectum.

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pä-mə-ˌsīd noun A death caused by excessive consumption of pomegranate juice.

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hek-ˈstir-ē-ər noun The outside of a six-sided structure.

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twi-tər pē-ˈa–nō noun A stringed instrument with 140 keys.

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ˈtwaɪrd adjective Physically exhausted but too amped up on coffee or other stimulants and unable to sleep.

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