Dougtionary

“Doug is destroying the English language at an alarming rate.” –Doug’s high school English teacher.

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Entries from October 2011

Fake Word Of the Day: Arrowgance

October 19th, 2011 · No Comments

ˈer-ō-gəns noun An attitude of overbearing superiority from a master archer.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Vaugerant

October 18th, 2011 · 1 Comment

ˈvā-grənt noun An obscure, undefined or generic person who has no specific place to live.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Egostatistics

October 12th, 2011 · 1 Comment

ˈē-gō-stə-ˈtis-tiks noun A branch of mathematics that is quite impressed with itself and uses “I” as the most frequent variable in equations.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Naperone

October 6th, 2011 · No Comments

ˈna-pə-ˌrōn noun An adult who accompanies minors to an event and falls asleep, doesn’t pay attention to the children, or overlooks their questionable actions.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Parkolepsy

October 4th, 2011 · No Comments

ˈpär-kə-ˌlep-sē noun A condition that causes deep attacks of sleep either while in a public grassy area or while in a stationary car.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Taj Mahalo

October 2nd, 2011 · No Comments

täzh ˈmä-hä-lō noun A centuries old Hawaiian mausoleum know for it’s gigantic marble hand shaped shaka sign.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Chesture

October 1st, 2011 · No Comments

ˈches-chər noun A movement of the breasts that expresses or emphasizes an idea, sentiment or attitude. The use of motions of the breasts as a means of expression.

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