Dougtionary

ˈdrī ˈhəmp ˈdā noun A wednesday with no rain in the forecast.

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ˈber-ˈēs-tə noun A naked person who makes and serves coffee.

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ˈa-sə-fist noun An abrasive person who has a tendency to annoy others to the point that their actions cause a fight and then they refuse to fight back or defend themselves and get severely beaten up. The secret love child of Rush Limbaugh and Gandhi

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əd-ˈma-nə-ˌstrā-tiv ə-ˈsist-tənt noun A male secretary.

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