Dougtionary

pŏd’ə-mē noun The act of copulation with an iPod.

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ĭgôr strā-pŏn’skē name An aspiring Russian musician who was better known for his sex toys.

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chô’kə-lĭ-sīd’ noun Death by falling into a vat of chocolate, which occurred to a temporary worker at the Cocoa Services Inc plant in New Jersey, today. This death was foreshadowed many years ago by the Smothers Brothers.

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My next few entries will be related to adjectivizing a noun. Or would it be called adjectivization? Adjectification? Either way, you get the idea. Here’s a real example: Cycle (noun) Drop it in the Adjectivizer2000 and out comes: Cyclical (adjective) Go ahead and try it on your own.

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