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“Doug is destroying the English language at an alarming rate.” –Doug’s high school English teacher.

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Fake Name Of the Day: Jerry Tall

October 10th, 2008 · No Comments

jěr’ē tôl
noun
A vitamin freak.

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Fake Name Of the Day: John Dis

August 29th, 2008 · No Comments

jôn dĭs
name
A yellow skinned guy that has a bile problem.

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Fake Name Of the Day: Ray Zentost

July 20th, 2008 · No Comments

rā zěn-tōst
A breakfast waiter at Denny’s or the International House of Pancakes.

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Fake Name Of the Day: Hum Ping

June 10th, 2008 · No Comments

hŭm pĭng
noun
A famous Chinese porn star.
(For the more daring types, try ordering a side of Hum Ping at your favorite Chinese restaurant !)

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Fake Name Of the Day: Les Ismore

November 14th, 2007 · No Comments

lěs ĭzmôr
noun
A minimalist.

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Fake Name Of the Day: Flaccido Domingo

November 9th, 2007 · No Comments

flās’ĭdō dō-mĭng’gō
nounAn opera singer with an unfortunate performance problem.

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Fake Name Of the Day: Bo Ling

October 27th, 2007 · No Comments

bō lĭng
noun
Bo Ling is a panda who has a talent for knocking things over.

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Fake Name Of the Day: Run EMC

October 25th, 2007 · No Comments

rŭn e-ěm’sē’
noun
The old school rap/physics group that never really succeeded in either field.

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Fake Name Of the Day: Gerildo

October 23rd, 2007 · No Comments

hər-ĭl’dō
noun
A cross between Geraldo and a dildo. Which some might argue is redundant.
That guy who cut me off in traffic was a huge Gerildo. Don’t be a Gerildo.

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