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Fake Word Of the Day: Igor Straponski

July 9th, 2009 · No Comments

ĭgôr strā-pŏn’skē name An aspiring Russian musician who was better known for his sex toys.

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Fake Name Of the Day: Dan Sing

March 28th, 2009 · No Comments

dān sĭng name A person who moves rhythmically to music.

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Fake Name Of the Day: Mad Chatter

March 1st, 2009 · No Comments

mād chāt’ər name A comic book style villain who corners his victims and talks their ears off.

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Fake Name Of the Day: Jay Fing

February 15th, 2009 · 4 Comments

jā fĭng name An irritating or abrasive Chinese person.

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Fake Name of The Day: Sir Rebral

February 14th, 2009 · 4 Comments

sûr r’ə-brəl name A noble man with high intelligence.

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Fake Name Of the Day: Jerry Tall

October 10th, 2008 · No Comments

jěr’ē tôl noun A vitamin freak.

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Fake Name Of the Day: John Dis

August 29th, 2008 · No Comments

jôn dĭs name A yellow skinned guy that has a bile problem.

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Fake Name Of the Day: Ray Zentost

July 20th, 2008 · No Comments

rā zěn-tōst A breakfast waiter at Denny’s or the International House of Pancakes.

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Fake Name Of the Day: Hum Ping

June 10th, 2008 · No Comments

hŭm pĭng noun A famous Chinese porn star. (For the more daring types, try ordering a side of Hum Ping at your favorite Chinese restaurant !)

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Fake Name Of the Day: Les Ismore

November 14th, 2007 · No Comments

lěs ĭzmôr noun A minimalist.

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Fake Name Of the Day: Flaccido Domingo

November 9th, 2007 · 1 Comment

flās’ĭdō dō-mĭng’gō nounAn opera singer with an unfortunate performance problem.

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Fake Name Of the Day: Bo Ling

October 27th, 2007 · No Comments

bō lĭng noun Bo Ling is a panda who has a talent for knocking things over.

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Fake Name Of the Day: Run EMC

October 25th, 2007 · No Comments

rŭn e-ěm’sē’ noun The old school rap/physics group that never really succeeded in either field.

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Fake Name Of the Day: Gerildo

October 23rd, 2007 · No Comments

hər-ĭl’dō noun A cross between Geraldo and a dildo. Which some might argue is redundant. That guy who cut me off in traffic was a huge Gerildo. Don’t be a Gerildo.

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