Dougtionary » Fake Name Of the Day http://dougtionary.com/blog "Doug is destroying the English language at an alarming rate." --Doug's high school English teacher. Sun, 14 Feb 2010 16:30:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 Fake Word Of the Day: Igor Straponski http://dougtionary.com/blog/2009/07/09/fake-word-of-the-day-igor-straponski/ http://dougtionary.com/blog/2009/07/09/fake-word-of-the-day-igor-straponski/#comments Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:19:26 +0000 Doug http://dougtionary.com/blog/2009/07/09/fake-word-of-the-day-igor-straponski/ ĭgôr strā-pŏn’skē

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An aspiring Russian musician who was better known for his sex toys.

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A person who moves rhythmically to music.

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A comic book style villain who corners his victims and talks their ears off.

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An irritating or abrasive Chinese person.

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A noble man with high intelligence.

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A vitamin freak.

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A yellow skinned guy that has a bile problem.

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A breakfast waiter at Denny’s or the International House of Pancakes.

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A famous Chinese porn star.

(For the more daring types, try ordering a side of Hum Ping at your favorite Chinese restaurant !)

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A minimalist.

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