ôr’gən pôn shŏp
noun
An emerging business due to the collapsing financial markets and massive layoffs, that supports the sale and purchase of human body parts.
Entries Tagged as 'Fake Word Of the Day'
Fake Word Of the Day: Organ Pawn Shop
December 4th, 2008 · No Comments
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Fake Word Of the Day: Cashaclysm
December 3rd, 2008 · No Comments
kāsh’ə-klĭz’əm
noun
A violent economic collapse of the financial markets.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Nadvent Calendar
December 2nd, 2008 · No Comments
nād’věnt’ kāl’ən-dər
noun
Something you don’t want to open every day until Christmas — it ain’t pretty!
see:
nadvent season : nadvertising : nad revenue : nad dollars : nad nauseum : nadolescence : naddict : nad infinitum : nad lib : nadvocate : Sacrates : nadvil : ballboard advertisement
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Fake Word Of the Day: Nadvent Season
December 1st, 2008 · No Comments
nād’věnt’ sē’zən
noun
The time of year when Evil Santa gets loaded and frequently exposes his genitals.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Free Loafing
November 30th, 2008 · No Comments
frē lō’fĭng
verb
Hanging around at Porto’s just before closing to score free bread.
http://www.portosbakery.com/aboutus.htm
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Fake Word Of the Day: Black Saturday
November 29th, 2008 · No Comments
blāk sāt’ər-dē
noun
A day of mourning for people injured or killed in a Walmart stampede.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Old School Christmas Shopping
November 28th, 2008 · No Comments
ōld skōōl krĭs’məs shŏpĭng
noun
The act of going to a mall to buy presents instead of purchasing online.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Mediocrator
November 27th, 2008 · No Comments
mē’dē-ō’krə’tər
noun
A person who facilitates the barely adequate, poor or inferior.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Dumbonstration
November 26th, 2008 · No Comments
dŭm’ən-strā’shən
noun
The act of displaying, explaining or illustrating something that is unintelligent, stupid or haphazzard.
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Fake Word Of the Day: President Adjacent
November 25th, 2008 · 2 Comments
prěz’ĭ-dənt ə-jā’sənt
noun
One who works closely with the president and is part of his cabinet.
Rahm Emanuel.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Swagier
November 24th, 2008 · No Comments
swāgē-îr
adjective
An event or occurrence that has more free gifts than another event or occurrence.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Moonastary
November 23rd, 2008 · No Comments
mōōn’ə-stěr’ē
noun
A house of monks who frequently bare their backsides.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Smedicated
November 22nd, 2008 · No Comments
s’měd’ĭ-kāt’ĭd
verb
Contraction of self medicated.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Paleotonic
November 21st, 2008 · No Comments
pā’lē-ə-tŏn’ĭk
noun
An ancient cocktail that was first created somewhere between 230-544 million yeas ago.
adjective
Relating to a non-sexual relationship between cave people.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Pigotry
November 20th, 2008 · No Comments
pĭg’ə-trē
noun
Stubborn and complete intolerance of swines.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Leftousness
November 19th, 2008 · No Comments
lěf-təs-něs
noun
The quality or state of being immoral or having bad conduct.
The opposite of righteousness.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Teleportato
November 18th, 2008 · No Comments
těl’ə-pôr-tā’tō
verb
Considering getting up off the couch or feeling the need to get up off the couch and do something productive or active, but instead choosing to stay sunk into the couch and watch television.
(Did you go to the beach over the weekend? –No, I teleportatoed all day Saturday and Sunday.)
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Fake Word Of the Day: Shagmatism
November 17th, 2008 · No Comments
shāg’mə-tĭz’əm
noun
Character or conduct that emphasizes a practical method to getting laid.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Saline Magnet
November 16th, 2008 · No Comments
sā’lēn’ māg’nĭt
noun
A person or a device that attracts fake breasts.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Monastory
November 15th, 2008 · 1 Comment
mŏn’ə-stôr’ē
noun
A tale told about a residence full of monks.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Foreigncation
November 14th, 2008 · 2 Comments
fôr’ĭn-kā’shən
noun
Sex in a foreign country or sex with a foreigner.
(If you are American, it is debatable if sex with a Canadian would be considered foreigncation. It’s a gray area.)
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Fake Word Of the Day: Nadvil
November 13th, 2008 · No Comments
ād’vĭl
noun
An over the counter drug that eases the pain when one has been kicked in the privates.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Banishish
November 12th, 2008 · No Comments
bān’ĭsh’ĭsh
verb
To sort of expel someone or something but not be concerned with enforcement or the subject’s return.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Milfish
November 11th, 2008 · No Comments
mĭlfĭsh
noun
A sexy cold-blooded aquatic vertebrate with fins and gills that has already given birth to offspring.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Postcognition
November 10th, 2008 · No Comments
pōst’kŏg-nĭsh’ən
noun
Knowledge of an event or situation after one has already seen it.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Morningcap
November 9th, 2008 · No Comments
môr’nĭng’kāp’
noun
An alcoholic drink taken in the morning, usually with breakfast or in place of breakfast.
A screwdriver with pancakes.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Drabish
November 8th, 2008 · No Comments
drābĭsh
adjective
Somewhat dull or somewhat lacking in spirit, brightness or excitement.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Barchiology
November 7th, 2008 · No Comments
bär’kē-ŏl’ə-jē
noun
The branch of science that studies ancient taverns.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Post Palin Depression
November 6th, 2008 · No Comments
pōst pā’lĭn dĭ-prěsh’ən
noun
An overall gloomy feeling John McCain has now that the election is over and Sarah Palin is no longer his running mate.
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Fake Word Of the Day: Elexlax
November 5th, 2008 · 1 Comment
ĭ-lěks’lāks
noun
A drug that will help get the election and media hoopla out of our system & helps relieve political constipation.
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