Dougtionary » Fake Word Of the Day http://dougtionary.com/blog "Doug is destroying the English language at an alarming rate." --Doug's high school English teacher. Sun, 14 Feb 2010 16:30:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 Fake Word Of the Day: Felontines Day http://dougtionary.com/blog/2010/02/14/fake-word-of-the-day-felontines-day/ http://dougtionary.com/blog/2010/02/14/fake-word-of-the-day-felontines-day/#comments Sun, 14 Feb 2010 16:30:15 +0000 Doug http://dougtionary.com/blog/2010/02/14/fake-word-of-the-day-felontines-day/ fěl’ən-tīnz’ dā

noun

A holiday that is celebrated by giving candy and exchanging greeting cards with convicts.

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Noun

The practice of worshiping nads.

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noun

A feature in Cadillac cars that identifies one’s butt and automatically adjusts the seats and mirrors to one’s presets.

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verb

Using climbing gear to navigate through the neighborhood after a storm leaves tree branches, logs and trash scattered all over the neighborhood.

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verb

Paddling a boat down the street after a ginormous rainstorm floods the neighborhood.

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noun

Something that grows inside one’s car, usually from not cleaning it for long periods of time or from leaving food in it while parked in a sunny spot.

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adjective

Characterized as truth when it really is not.

Often used by politicians or television shows that pretend to be news.

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A fake occupation, often used in conversation to impress a total stranger.

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noun

A severe economic decline where rich people can no longer afford to buy gourmet cheeses.

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noun

Crud that clogs up your inbox and can make it difficult to find legitimate messages from friends or colleagues.

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