Dougtionary » Fake Word Of the Day http://dougtionary.com/blog "Doug is destroying the English language at an alarming rate." --Doug's high school English teacher. Fri, 20 Apr 2012 01:01:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Dougtionary commercial tops 100,000 hits! http://dougtionary.com/blog/2012/04/18/dougtionary-commercial-tops-100000-hits/ http://dougtionary.com/blog/2012/04/18/dougtionary-commercial-tops-100000-hits/#comments Thu, 19 Apr 2012 00:48:46 +0000 Doug http://dougtionary.com/blog/?p=1104 Screen Shot 2012-04-18 at 5.42.52 PM.png

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noun

A whore house with a Shakespeare theme.

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noun

A characteristic, often unconscious, that is representative of an elongated tropical fruit that has soft pulpy flesh enclosed in a soft usually yellow rind.

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noun

A wednesday with no rain in the forecast.

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noun

A naked person who makes and serves coffee.

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noun

An abrasive person who has a tendency to annoy others to the point that their actions cause a fight and then they refuse to fight back or defend themselves and get severely beaten up.

The secret love child of Rush Limbaugh and Gandhi

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noun

A male secretary.

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noun

A browned piece of bread that can be mailed for 29 cents.

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noun

An attitude of overbearing superiority from a master archer.

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