Dougtionary » Fake Word Of the Day http://dougtionary.com/blog "Doug is destroying the English language at an alarming rate." --Doug's high school English teacher. Tue, 08 Nov 2011 16:00:02 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Fake Word Of the Day: Toastcard http://dougtionary.com/blog/2011/11/08/fake-word-of-the-day-toastcard/ http://dougtionary.com/blog/2011/11/08/fake-word-of-the-day-toastcard/#comments Tue, 08 Nov 2011 16:00:02 +0000 Doug http://dougtionary.com/blog/2011/11/08/fake-word-of-the-day-toastcard/ ˈtōs(t)-ˌkärd

noun

A browned piece of bread that can be mailed for 29 cents.

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noun

An attitude of overbearing superiority from a master archer.

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noun

An obscure, undefined or generic person who has no specific place to live.

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noun

A branch of mathematics that is quite impressed with itself and uses “I” as the most frequent variable in equations.

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noun

An adult who accompanies minors to an event and falls asleep, doesn’t pay attention to the children, or overlooks their questionable actions.

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noun

A condition that causes deep attacks of sleep either while in a public grassy area or while in a stationary car.

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noun

A centuries old Hawaiian mausoleum know for it’s gigantic marble hand shaped shaka sign.

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noun

A movement of the breasts that expresses or emphasizes an idea, sentiment or attitude.

The use of motions of the breasts as a means of expression.

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noun

A habit related to consumption of beer, typically frequency or method of drinking.

Example: “My brewtine is to begin my evening with three high quality beers, followed by twelve or more cheap beers.”

“My brewtine is to shotgun the first three beers for a quick buzz and then pace myself for the remainder of the evening.”

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noun

A three way relationship involving two sheep and a human.

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