Dougtionary http://dougtionary.com/blog "Doug is destroying the English language at an alarming rate." --Doug's high school English teacher. Thu, 04 Dec 2008 09:00:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 en 1749349http://www.feedburner.comSubscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with NewsGatorSubscribe with My AOLSubscribe with RojoSubscribe with BloglinesSubscribe with NetvibesSubscribe with GoogleSubscribe with PageflakesA gazooka of options for subscribing to my feed. Get the "Fake Word Of the Day" slung into your email inbox or swonk it in one of these feed aggregators. --> Fake Word Of the Day: Organ Pawn Shop http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Dougtionary/~3/474476730/ http://dougtionary.com/blog/2008/12/04/fake-word-of-the-day-organ-pawn-shop/#comments Thu, 04 Dec 2008 09:00:04 +0000 Doug http://dougtionary.com/blog/?p=480 ôr’gən pôn shŏp

noun

An emerging business due to the collapsing financial markets and massive layoffs, that supports the sale and purchase of human body parts.

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noun

A violent economic collapse of the financial markets.

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noun

Something you don’t want to open every day until Christmas — it ain’t pretty!

see:

nadvent season : nadvertising : nad revenue : nad dollars : nad nauseum : nadolescence : naddict : nad infinitum : nad lib : nadvocate : Sacrates : nadvil : ballboard advertisement

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noun

The time of year when Evil Santa gets loaded and frequently exposes his genitals.

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verb

Hanging around at Porto’s just before closing to score free bread.

http://www.portosbakery.com/aboutus.htm

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noun

A day of mourning for people injured or killed in a Walmart stampede.

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noun

The act of going to a mall to buy presents instead of purchasing online.

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noun

A person who facilitates the barely adequate, poor or inferior.

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noun

The act of displaying, explaining or illustrating something that is unintelligent, stupid or haphazzard.

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noun

One who works closely with the president and is part of his cabinet.

Rahm Emanuel.

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