Dougtionary

rĭ-grět’rō-fĭt ‘ĭng verb To feign regret for something that one honestly does not regret. Often used by politicians who fake regret because the public and/or their constituents expect them to if they want to be reelected.

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prōjěst’ěd adjective Sparse, open, uncrowded.

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âr’ə-gəns noun An offensive display of superiority or importance due to inherited wealth or knowledge of forthcoming inherited wealth.

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ôr’gən pôn shŏp noun An emerging business due to the collapsing financial markets and massive layoffs, that supports the sale and purchase of human body parts.

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kāsh’ə-klĭz’əm noun A violent economic collapse of the financial markets.

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nād’věnt’ kāl’ən-dər noun Something you don’t want to open every day until Christmas — it ain’t pretty! see: nadvent season : nadvertising : nad revenue : nad dollars : nad nauseum : nadolescence : naddict : nad infinitum : nad lib : nadvocate : Sacrates : nadvil : ballboard advertisement

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nād’věnt’ sē’zən noun The time of year when Evil Santa gets loaded and frequently exposes his genitals.

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frē lō’fĭng verb Hanging around at Porto’s just before closing to score free bread. http://www.portosbakery.com/aboutus.htm

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blāk sāt’ər-dē noun A day of mourning for people injured or killed in a Walmart stampede.

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ōld skōōl krĭs’məs shŏpĭng noun The act of going to a mall to buy presents instead of purchasing online.

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mē’dē-ō’krə’tər noun A person who facilitates the barely adequate, poor or inferior.

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dŭm’ən-strā’shən noun The act of displaying, explaining or illustrating something that is unintelligent, stupid or haphazzard.

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prěz’ĭ-dənt ə-jā’sənt noun One who works closely with the president and is part of his cabinet. Rahm Emanuel.

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swāgē-îr adjective An event or occurrence that has more free gifts than another event or occurrence.

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mōōn’ə-stěr’ē noun A house of monks who frequently bare their backsides.

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s’měd’ĭ-kāt’ĭd verb Contraction of self medicated.

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pā’lē-ə-tŏn’ĭk noun An ancient cocktail that was first created somewhere between 230-544 million yeas ago. adjective Relating to a non-sexual relationship between cave people.

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pĭg’ə-trē noun Stubborn and complete intolerance of swines.

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lěf-təs-něs noun The quality or state of being immoral or having bad conduct. The opposite of righteousness.

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těl’ə-pôr-tā’tō verb Considering getting up off the couch or feeling the need to get up off the couch and do something productive or active, but instead choosing to stay sunk into the couch and watch television. (Did you go to the beach over the weekend? –No, I teleportatoed all day Saturday and Sunday.)

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shāg’mə-tĭz’əm noun Character or conduct that emphasizes a practical method to getting laid.

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sā’lēn’ māg’nĭt noun A person or a device that attracts fake breasts.

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mŏn’ə-stôr’ē noun A tale told about a residence full of monks.

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fôr’ĭn-kā’shən noun Sex in a foreign country or sex with a foreigner. (If you are American, it is debatable if sex with a Canadian would be considered foreigncation. It’s a gray area.)

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ād’vĭl noun An over the counter drug that eases the pain when one has been kicked in the privates.

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bān’ĭsh’ĭsh verb To sort of expel someone or something but not be concerned with enforcement or the subject’s return.

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mĭlfĭsh noun A sexy cold-blooded aquatic vertebrate with fins and gills that has already given birth to offspring.

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pōst’kŏg-nĭsh’ən noun Knowledge of an event or situation after one has already seen it.

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môr’nĭng’kāp’ noun An alcoholic drink taken in the morning, usually with breakfast or in place of breakfast. A screwdriver with pancakes.

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drābĭsh adjective Somewhat dull or somewhat lacking in spirit, brightness or excitement.

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