Dougtionary

dŭb’əl-yōō-nēk’ adjective Twice as much of having no equal.

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sh’rōōm’ər-əs adj Amounting to a large number of fungish properties.

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klŭs’tər-zŭk noun Uncontrolled chaos when Jeff Zucker messes with the late night TV schedule in an attempt to accommodate Jay Leno at Conan O’Brien’s expense.

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hŭm-pěk’tə-mē noun The removal of a horny dog from one’s leg.

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jā’hěm’ noun Chaos and disorder in both prime time and late night television because NBC execs can’t live with their bad decisions and Jay Leno refuses to retire.

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jāfĭng verb Irritating the newest host of the Tonight Show by changing the timeslot.

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sōō’shěf noun The second in command in a Native American kitchen.

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snŏb’jĭkt noun An expensive item purchased specifically for showing off status.

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drŭ-māt’ĭk adjective Startling or sensational, with percussion.

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rīt’spə-rā’shən noun Something that encourages one to create with words on the page.

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yěm’ən-ěm’ĭn-ěm noun A rapper from the Arabian Peninsula. Shortly after his birth, his father abandoned his family. Until he was twelve, Yemeneminem and his mother moved between various cities and towns before settling in a suburb of Sana’a. After procuring a copy of the Beastie Boys album Licensed to Ill as a teenager, Yemeneminem became [...]

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chōtz noun Testicles. Justice Antonin Scalia is so uptight with the use of proper language, that he needs to be kicked in the choates. If you need proof, check out this article.

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jĭm-crā’zē-əm noun The frenzy of people signing contracts with fitness clubs that occurs in January and causes a month or two of congestion around weight machines, treadmills and other fitness equipment, which eventually tapers off in mid-March as resolutions are abandoned.

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wēk’ə-lōō’shən noun A New Year’s resolution that lasts less than 7 days.

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mŭnth’ə-lōō’shən noun A New Year’s resolution that lasts less than 30 days.

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shām-pān’ hāz noun A hangover from drinking too much cheap bubbly.

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