Dougtionary

ˈtōs(t)-ˌkärd
noun
A browned piece of bread that can be mailed for 29 cents.

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ˈer-ō-gəns
noun
An attitude of overbearing superiority from a master archer.

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ˈvā-grənt
noun
An obscure, undefined or generic person who has no specific place to live.

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ˈē-gō-stə-ˈtis-tiks
noun
A branch of mathematics that is quite impressed with itself and uses “I” as the most frequent variable in equations.

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ˈna-pə-ˌrōn
noun
An adult who accompanies minors to an event and falls asleep, doesn’t pay attention to the children, or overlooks their questionable actions.

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ˈpär-kə-ˌlep-sē
noun
A condition that causes deep attacks of sleep either while in a public grassy area or while in a stationary car.

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täzh ˈmä-hä-lō
noun
A centuries old Hawaiian mausoleum know for it’s gigantic marble hand shaped shaka sign.

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ˈches-chər
noun
A movement of the breasts that expresses or emphasizes an idea, sentiment or attitude.
The use of motions of the breasts as a means of expression.

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brü-ˈtēn
noun
A habit related to consumption of beer, typically frequency or method of drinking.
Example: “My brewtine is to begin my evening with three high quality beers, followed by twelve or more cheap beers.”
“My brewtine is to shotgun the first three beers for a quick buzz and then pace myself for the remainder of the evening.”

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mā-ˈnäzh-ä-ˈbä
noun
A three way relationship involving two sheep and a human.

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ˈən-dər-ˌdəg
noun
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bräk-ˈtä-lə-jē
noun
A branch of medicine dealing with a broccoli’s rectum.

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pä-mə-ˌsīd
noun
A death caused by excessive consumption of pomegranate juice.

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hek-ˈstir-ē-ər
noun
The outside of a six-sided structure.

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twi-tər pē-ˈa–nō
noun
A stringed instrument with 140 keys.

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ˈtwaɪrd
adjective
Physically exhausted but too amped up on coffee or other stimulants and unable to sleep.

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ˈpyü–bi-ˌkän
noun
A boundary or limiting line, especially one that when crossed exposes a person irrevocably, such as tweeting a picture of your wiener.

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ˈfyü-jə-list
noun
A boxer who flees from prosecution.
(Note: not to be confused with fugliest.)

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trī-ˈȯr-ə-ˌtīz
verb
To rank in order of importance with three or more items placed in the most important or #1 slot.

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ha-ˈfēn
noun
A half-caf.

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ˈbər-dər
noun
The crime of killing a large flock of feathered animals while they are in flight.

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ˈblast-fə-mē
noun
Using force or destructive acts in an attempt to impose your version of God’s will on others.

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ˈker-ət ˈle-giŋ
verb
A competition that involves stuffing one’s pants with numerous long pointed orange vegetables.
This activity is the vegan version of Ferret Legging.

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ˈgōt ˈchek
noun
A service provided at events where one can safely leave their Capra hircus or other sheep-like animals.

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ˈyaŋ-ō-vər
noun
Having the symptoms, often including headaches and or queasiness, due to a deficiency or imbalance of yin.

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