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ˌfrō-ə-ˈbi-shən noun A law forbidding a large head of extremely tight curly hair that was repealed in 1959, paving the way for the frovolution of the ’60′s and ’70′s.

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brä-ˈthe-lō noun A whore house with a Shakespeare theme.

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bə-ˈna-nə-ˌri-zəm noun A characteristic, often unconscious, that is representative of an elongated tropical fruit that has soft pulpy flesh enclosed in a soft usually yellow rind.

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ˈdrī ˈhəmp ˈdā noun A wednesday with no rain in the forecast.

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ˈber-ˈēs-tə noun A naked person who makes and serves coffee.

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ˈa-sə-fist noun An abrasive person who has a tendency to annoy others to the point that their actions cause a fight and then they refuse to fight back or defend themselves and get severely beaten up. The secret love child of Rush Limbaugh and Gandhi

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əd-ˈma-nə-ˌstrā-tiv ə-ˈsist-tənt noun A male secretary.

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