Dougtionary

bär’sən
noun
The act of willfully starting a fire inside a tavern.

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mŭl’tē-flās’kĭng
noun
Concurrent concealment of more than one container of alcohol in a jacket pocket.

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gĭn-dĭf’ər-əns
noun
Lack of concern over which brand of alcohol is used in a gimlet.

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sō’lō-brāt’
verb
To observe an occasion with appropriate festivity all by oneself.
Drinking alone.

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swĭg’nər-əns
noun
Lacking knowledge about the drink one is consuming.
Usually occurs from drinking whatever alcohol is handed to you without asking what it is.

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pī’rō-tē’nē
noun
A flaming cocktail.

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fär-tē’nē
noun
A mixed drink that smells like shit.

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āb’stə-nĭnth
noun
A bitter liquor that removes one’s ability to get laid.

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