Dougtionary

ˌfrō-ə-ˈbi-shən noun A law forbidding a large head of extremely tight curly hair that was repealed in 1959, paving the way for the frovolution of the ’60′s and ’70′s.

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brü-ˈtēn noun A habit related to consumption of beer, typically frequency or method of drinking. Example: “My brewtine is to begin my evening with three high quality beers, followed by twelve or more cheap beers.” “My brewtine is to shotgun the first three beers for a quick buzz and then pace myself for the remainder [...]

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bär’sən noun The act of willfully starting a fire inside a tavern.

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mŭl’tē-flās’kĭng noun Concurrent concealment of more than one container of alcohol in a jacket pocket.

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gĭn-dĭf’ər-əns noun Lack of concern over which brand of alcohol is used in a gimlet.

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sō’lō-brāt’ verb To observe an occasion with appropriate festivity all by oneself. Drinking alone.

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swĭg’nər-əns noun Lacking knowledge about the drink one is consuming. Usually occurs from drinking whatever alcohol is handed to you without asking what it is.

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pī’rō-tē’nē noun A flaming cocktail.

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fär-tē’nē noun A mixed drink that smells like shit.

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āb’stə-nĭnth noun A bitter liquor that removes one’s ability to get laid.

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