Dougtionary

fĭ-nŏm’ə-nŏt’
noun
People who consider themselves to be impressive, extraordinary, remarkable or exceptional when common opinion would say otherwise.
(See the American Idol auditions for the worst case of phenominot.)

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hī-nĭ-kə-nē’sĭs
noun
The ability to move a Dutch beer by using only the power of thought.

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nōō’tər’gə-rē’tə
noun
The expectation of getting drunk off a really large drink and the buzz never comes.
A overpriced and extremely weak drink often served in a commemorative plastic half yard glass.

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nē’ŏn’-dāt’ěd
adjective
To be overwhelmed by a spectacle of glowing colorful fluorescent light when leaving the casino after dark.

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