Dougtionary

ĭ-lěk’shən dā stärbŭks mār’ə-thŏn’ noun A quest to go to every Starbucks in town and tell them that you voted to get as many free cups of coffee as possible. (This just in. Apparently this promotion violates election laws. Instead, it’s being offered to anyone who orders a Tall Brewed Coffee. So the password for [...]

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pə-lĭt’ĭ-kəl klěp’tə-mā’nē-āk noun One who has an irresistible impulse to steal campaign signs out of yards.

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A repost of the fake word of the day from 8/27/2008, this time, with video! ĭd’ē-ŏl’ə-jē noun The science dealing with the study of foolish people. (Although one could argue that you wouldn’t learn much.)

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