Dougtionary

“Doug is destroying the English language at an alarming rate.” –Doug’s high school English teacher.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Twitter Piano

September 21st, 2011 · No Comments

twi-tər pē-ˈa–nō noun A stringed instrument with 140 keys.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Fantagonist

September 17th, 2009 · No Comments

fān-tāg’ə-nĭst noun A devotee with an overzealous interest in a famous person, whose actions cause them end up on the receiving end of a restraining order.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Swignorance

April 30th, 2009 · No Comments

swĭg’nər-əns noun Lacking knowledge about the drink one is consuming. Usually occurs from drinking whatever alcohol is handed to you without asking what it is.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Bleepery

April 15th, 2009 · No Comments

blēp-ə-rē noun A place where foul language gets masked before a program is aired on TV.

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