Dougtionary

ĭn’frôg-nē’tō
noun
The state of being disguised as Kermit.

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jāk’tə-vĭz’əm
noun
Fake activism.
Tweeting or joining Facebook groups but not doing jack shit to really help or further the cause or issue.

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brĭ-lā’shən-shĭp’
noun
The connection or involvement one has with a gourmet cheese.

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skŏf kô’fē
noun
A lower class, cheaper brewed drink that comes from a large pot, rather than a barista.

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frāp’rə-pō’
noun
A blended coffee drink served or consumed at an opportune time.

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sō-wŏt’shə-lĭst
noun
One who doesn’t care who owns the means of producing and distributing goods.

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gôr’jəl
noun
A courteous or gracious hard-shelled fruit whose dried shell is used for bowls, utensils or decoration, often seen around Halloween and Thanksgiving time.

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dām-nē’zhə
noun
A memory loss of all the bad things one has done in their life.

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dōō nŏt kou lĭst
noun
A program started by the federal government that allows one to opt-out of friends’ Facebook posts from applications such as Farmville.

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blŏg bělch
noun
An instance where automated blog posts to social media such as Facebook fail to post or stall for a period of time and then all the backlogged posts come flooding at once, creating a quick succession of note posts or status updates to all of one’s friends.
verb
A sudden succession of blog posts cascading through [...]

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thĭn’ĭ-kē
adjective
Fussy about weight when one is unhealthily thin, often seen in anorexics or bulimics.

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tôr’sōbŏŏk
noun
A social networking site that incorporates a bit more than just the face.

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mās-bŏŏk
noun
A website where you spray people with chemicals that burn their eyes to keep them away.
An antisocial networking site.

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mī fās
noun
A mixup of social networking sites, confusing Facebook with Myspace and referring to the wrong site.

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