Dougtionary

mŭnth’ə-lōō’shən
noun
A New Year’s resolution that lasts less than 30 days.

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är’bĭ-trěr’ē dā
noun
A national holiday that occurs whenever.
Typically there are no organized celebrations, nor does anyone celebrate this holiday at the same time.

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rěz’ə-lōō’shən fyōō-tĭl’ĭ-tē
noun
A religion, doctrine or belief that resolutions never last long enough to be worth the effort.

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prē’mə-tyŏŏr’ kount’doun’
noun
An attempt to get a crowd to start shouting numbers from ten to one, long before midnight on New Year’s Eve. Often a test of the drunk level of New Year’s partiers.

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nōō yîrz ēv ēv ēv ēv
noun
December 28.

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rěl’ə-tĭv hěd’āk’
noun
A head pain caused from spending too much time with family over the holidays, which is often much worse or intense compared to a normal head pain. Double up on the Advil for this type.

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āl’kə-hŏl’ĭ-dā’
noun
Any designated day (either official or fabricated) that serves as an excuse to drink.

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fôr’slā
noun
The activity Mrs. Claus does with Santa on Christmas Eve as he prepares to deliver toys to the children of the world.

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blāk sāt’ər-dē
noun
A day of mourning for people injured or killed in a Walmart stampede.

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ōld skōōl krĭs’məs shŏpĭng
noun
The act of going to a mall to buy presents instead of purchasing online.

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