Dougtionary

“Doug is destroying the English language at an alarming rate.” –Doug’s high school English teacher.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Jonas Brothers Pool

March 16th, 2009 · 2 Comments

jō’nŭs brŭth’ərs pōōl noun A type of gambling involving a collection of money from friends or coworkers and a guess as to which Jonas Brother will be the first to ditch the purity ring and get laid, along with the date that it will happen.

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Fake Word Of the Day: Impurity Ring

March 15th, 2009 · 2 Comments

ĭm-pyŏŏr’ĭ-tē rĭng noun A piece of jewelry that signifies one is searching for the next decent opportunity to have sex with another person. The anti-Jonas Brothers ring.

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